A person who you feel bad for or want to cuddle with. Midgets walking alone on the streets are woodgies, because you want to be jolly with them.

"Look at that fat ass who just spilled ice-cream on his Dora the Explorer shirt. He's all alone."

"Oh, he's such a woodgie."
by Brett vH September 17, 2007
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When something is wrinkled or just not right in some way.
I was trying to sew a pair of pants, but the seam went all woodgie.
by Nicky-woowoo January 02, 2004
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