woodered

being high and drunk but happy and non violent or sleeping or puking

i smoke sum grass and drank a forty now i am woodered

woodered by goatimus June 9, 2011

Woodeed 

The act of urinating in a persons mouth during or after receiving oral sex.

I woodeed that girl and she was very angry.

Woodeed by Comeondown Patrick December 31, 2008

Woodgered 

To lose your job without warning or reason. Usually will come as a shock and will have no supporting evidence as to why it occured.

I re-applied for my job but I got woodgered.

Woodgered by Notmyrealnamealreadyinuse February 22, 2011

wondered 

the best person to exist, you will be happy to be friends with him. better than arissa and jassie and everyone else, he will beat u in everying.

omg look at that guy, hes such a WONDERED

wondered by wondered December 13, 2018

wooderd 

Wooderd is a great last name, usually if your last name is Wooderd usually your family loves hunting, dogs, nature, and HUGE homes! If you ever meet someone with this last name, always be nice to them and hold on to them!

Omg the new girls last name is Wooderd! She loves hunting SO much!

wooderd by Dnfnfkckdkdkdkdk October 4, 2018

small wondered 

descriptor

A term which refers to a highly intoxicated individual who is moving and/or speaking in what appears to be slow motion.

This was a frequent occurence on the short-lived 1980's sitcom "Small Wonder" in which the featured robotic child, Vicky, often ran low on power and exhibited a much slower rate of movement and speech before she completely powered down.

Margeauxx was having so much fun dancing at Bartini, but after that last shot of tequila she was totally small wondered and could only do the robot in slow motion.

I wondered why I could hear crickets all of the sudden, then I realized CJ was drunk on vodka soaked pineapple and completely small wondered.

small wondered by Margeauxx McBeavers January 28, 2011

Stevie-Wondered 

Getting killed, in a video game, by a blind grenade throw, especially in Call of Duty 4.

*Upon watching the kill cam.*

Ben: "What?! A blind grenade throw?! I hate getting Stevie-Wondered!"

Stevie-Wondered by imnotyourbro February 14, 2008