Wood Works
OOO Boy, Bob got the WOOD WORKS put on him!
Tom: Did You win your fight?
Bob: No I got the WOOD WORKS
Tom: Did You win your fight?
Bob: No I got the WOOD WORKS
Wood Works by D-rock08 April 8, 2007
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Work Wood
When something great happens at work and you develop a semi hard on. Also, could be caused by a hot chick in the office.
Woodworking
Sonny put in some time woodworking this afternoon; he was on the 65th page of that porn website before he found a Taiwanese feet video he got off too.
Woodworking by Bigdickballer420 March 26, 2020
woodwork catholics
Catholics who come out of the woodwork to attend mass only on Christmas, Easter, and one week into New Year's Resolutions. They're the reason the regularly participating catholics can't get a seat or a parking spot on those crowded holidays. They also pull out their catholic card when they want to have a wedding or baptism in a church because it makes for nice pictures.
We listened to Christmas mass in the doorway of the church because the place was overflowing with woodwork catholics.
woodwork catholics by sick_of_fakes March 31, 2009
Hitting The Woodwork
1) A common expression used in football (soccer) by commentators to say that the ball has hit the frame of the goal, so the player has come close, but not scored.
2) When you 'pull' someone (1st base or higher) but you don't have sex with them.
2) When you 'pull' someone (1st base or higher) but you don't have sex with them.
Guy 1: Dude, I saw you making out with that hot chick at the bar, what happened to you last night?
Guy 2: I kept hitting the woodwork mate. I was so close to scoring, but she wasn't up for it.
Guy 2: I kept hitting the woodwork mate. I was so close to scoring, but she wasn't up for it.
Hitting The Woodwork by Bagginski February 18, 2010
Woodwork
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