Wood Works 

When You get in a fight and get hands put to you with only getting 2 or less hits in

OOO Boy, Bob got the WOOD WORKS put on him!

Tom: Did You win your fight?
Bob: No I got the WOOD WORKS

Wood Works by D-rock08 April 8, 2007

wood work

money, also known as paper..since paper is made from trees which is wood.

Billy- You still askin yo mama fo money?

Skeety D- Yea mayne but i gotta get a job so i can make dis WOOD WORK

wood work by reil May 12, 2008

Work Wood 

When something great happens at work and you develop a semi hard on. Also, could be caused by a hot chick in the office.

Dude, everybody was high fiving after the deal closed but I stayed in my desk cause I was sproutin some work wood.

Did you see Katie in that skirt. She's killing me. I could not get up from my desk without showing the world my work wood.

Work Wood by HeavyK March 19, 2012

Woodworking 

A type of masterbation that involves a great deal of concentration

Sonny put in some time woodworking this afternoon; he was on the 65th page of that porn website before he found a Taiwanese feet video he got off too.

Woodworking by Bigdickballer420 March 26, 2020

woodwork catholics 

Catholics who come out of the woodwork to attend mass only on Christmas, Easter, and one week into New Year's Resolutions. They're the reason the regularly participating catholics can't get a seat or a parking spot on those crowded holidays. They also pull out their catholic card when they want to have a wedding or baptism in a church because it makes for nice pictures.

We listened to Christmas mass in the doorway of the church because the place was overflowing with woodwork catholics.

woodwork catholics by sick_of_fakes March 31, 2009

Hitting The Woodwork 

1) A common expression used in football (soccer) by commentators to say that the ball has hit the frame of the goal, so the player has come close, but not scored.

2) When you 'pull' someone (1st base or higher) but you don't have sex with them.

Guy 1: Dude, I saw you making out with that hot chick at the bar, what happened to you last night?

Guy 2: I kept hitting the woodwork mate. I was so close to scoring, but she wasn't up for it.

Hitting The Woodwork by Bagginski February 18, 2010

Woodwork 

The place women come out of when they realize you're single and successful.

Now that I'm single and making good money, all these women are coming out of the woodwork.

Woodwork by Bossaucey May 26, 2018