Wonkied

Stoned, high

"Yeah dude, me and E got hella wonkied last night"

by Slimshady420blazeit October 22, 2016

Chunky Wonkies

A girl called Maria who is often a little bolita and is very cute
She usually has her hair blonde but it depends

She is such a cute chunky wonkies

by WokeOne909 March 19, 2021

Wonkie

Wonkie:

Something that is in less than perfect working condition but still somehow functions fairly well.

" We had a kitten wander up with a cast on a broken leg, it ended up giving him a wonkie leg the rest of his life....

The cat that wondered up had a wonkie leg, we kept him and called him "Wonkie".

by Wimberley Woodsman December 26, 2016

wookied

when someones head is rubbed against a guy's balls.

DUDE! John got wookied by Larry!
That's so nasty!!!!!!!!!

by Mr. T. Bag April 25, 2011

wookied

The term wookied is meant to be an other word for getting so drunk you can no longer see straight. At this point the person who has been drinking tries to impersonate the crazy noise the wookie makes in the Star Wars movies. This could also be used as an "warning" for other people that are around the drunk person.

Man, I was so wookied last night I dont know how i got home.

Dude, guess what...... I AM WOOKIED!!! (impersonates the sound)

by Patrick Buckle April 3, 2006

wonked

The term for "stoned" that was used in the 1969 movie "Easy Rider"

"Man, I'm wonked"
"Yeah, I'm pretty wonked too, man"

by Alex Burchfield January 19, 2007

wonkie mo fo

the stupidest goofiest mo fo you have ever seen

you wonkie mo fo

by dAmE January 22, 2004