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Willie Wonka

the act of a male putting a delicious candy (skittles) up a girls anal cavity. After the packing process is complete, the girl then forces the rainbow shower out of her ass into the guys mouth.
Hey blake, your mom and bobby g's mom came over and gave me a willie wonka last night.

Oh really how'd that go for you

It was an experience of a life time....TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
Willie Wonka by djddal May 25, 2009

Willie Wonka Nagin

The Mayor of New Orleans,who wishes for a "Chocolate City" where Negroes live .
Fuck that Willie Wonka Mother Fucking Ray Nigga Nutts Nagin . Ray Nagin would fuck up a ball bearing,a clueless Nigger.Willie Wonka Nagin should go to that other Chocolate City~D.C.or4 Detroit.

a willie wonka 

a move when a man and a woman have sex and the man brings in oompa loompas to satisfy her the way he cannot.

its also a definition made up when i'm really bored. so yeah
freak: "dude last night, i wasn't in the mood"

friend: "so you left her unsatisfied???"

freak: "of course not. I pulled a willie wonka and got out of there"

friend:"classsyy"
a willie wonka by thisisstupid October 31, 2008

Willie Wonka

A Manic Deppressive, Horny, Drunk, Sex Deprived Old man who cant get pussy from a decent woman over the age of 18.
Willie is also the last know Slave owner owning over 300 Leprocon/Black Midget mutts known as the Umpa-Lumpa
Willie Wonka didnt save those damn umpas from Umpa Land, He's Breeding them in The Factory basement. Don't call me a liar ive seen it!
Willie Wonka by Big Trigg July 30, 2006

willie wonka

the trillest nigga out of the Trezz
aka Glenwood Forest. aka the Candyman got what these bitchz want
aka the block bleeder better know as the candyman serving em
A PIMP
I'm the orignal Willie Wonka
aint know body else like
willie wonka by Wonka November 17, 2004

Willie Wonka

A Willie Wonka is the act of dipping ones penis in chocolate and then having an overweight person perform oral sex on you.
"Hey man! Did you Willie Wonka that fat chick last night? Bet she liked that..."
Willie Wonka by Kireotick October 19, 2017
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