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womanthings 

refers to bodily parts that make (or matter most in) a woman physically, i.e. pussy and boobs, but often also includes ass (especially a nice, round juicy one).

Sing. womanthing (refers to only one of aforementioned parts)
"Have you seen Mindy Vega? Damn, now that's one spicy lady who knows how to flaunt her lovely womanthings".

"Tori's pussy is one fine womanthing".

Most (if not all) straight men can't resist the power of a well-made set of womanthings.
womanthings by womenaresosexy September 15, 2010

womanwhining 

When a woman whines just for whining's sake, to bond through complaining about trivial setbacks. She does not want a solution to the problem posed, and will be offended if you try to offer rational solutions.
She doesn't want a solution how to stop locking her keys in her car, she just wants to keep womanwhining about it. She will call you a mansplainer if you try to help.
womanwhining by FalconHTV2 April 22, 2017

Womanitis 

What you refer to about the random, out-of-nowhere, BS that never has any reason that women come up with to:

A) Ruin a relationship
B) Randomly get angry at you
C) and subsequently pissing YOU off too
1) Guy 1: "Man I'm so pissed off"

Guy 2: "Why?"

Guy 1: "My on-and-off girlfriend randomly got angry at me when I looked at her, it doesn't make any sense."

Guy 2: "Buddy, WOMANITIS doesn't make any sense,"

Guy 1: "True that."
Womanitis by Invasian June 3, 2009

WomanKind 

The female group of the human race

- The reason for everything bad in the world
- The one thing Men chase for the most
- The most dramatic and sensitive creatures that bleeds every month
WomanKind has failed

womanthink 

n. a combination of blazing stupidity and doublethink, as used by females
When she told me that she wasn't leading him on, only that she enjoyed spending time with him "as a friend," I knew she was using womanthink and that no further rational conversation was possible.
womanthink by tenaciousrecursor September 29, 2003