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womanthings 

refers to bodily parts that make (or matter most in) a woman physically, i.e. pussy and boobs, but often also includes ass (especially a nice, round juicy one).

Sing. womanthing (refers to only one of aforementioned parts)
"Have you seen Mindy Vega? Damn, now that's one spicy lady who knows how to flaunt her lovely womanthings".

"Tori's pussy is one fine womanthing".

Most (if not all) straight men can't resist the power of a well-made set of womanthings.
womanthings by womenaresosexy September 15, 2010

womanwhining 

When a woman whines just for whining's sake, to bond through complaining about trivial setbacks. She does not want a solution to the problem posed, and will be offended if you try to offer rational solutions.
She doesn't want a solution how to stop locking her keys in her car, she just wants to keep womanwhining about it. She will call you a mansplainer if you try to help.
womanwhining by FalconHTV2 April 22, 2017

Womanitis 

What you refer to about the random, out-of-nowhere, BS that never has any reason that women come up with to:

A) Ruin a relationship
B) Randomly get angry at you
C) and subsequently pissing YOU off too
1) Guy 1: "Man I'm so pissed off"

Guy 2: "Why?"

Guy 1: "My on-and-off girlfriend randomly got angry at me when I looked at her, it doesn't make any sense."

Guy 2: "Buddy, WOMANITIS doesn't make any sense,"

Guy 1: "True that."
Womanitis by Invasian June 3, 2009

WomanKind 

The female group of the human race

- The reason for everything bad in the world
- The one thing Men chase for the most
- The most dramatic and sensitive creatures that bleeds every month
WomanKind has failed
WomanKind by tacowithpeanutbutter11 January 28, 2023

womanility 

Wow Michelle Obama has womanility
womanility by Tbanks03 April 14, 2023

womanthink 

n. a combination of blazing stupidity and doublethink, as used by females
When she told me that she wasn't leading him on, only that she enjoyed spending time with him "as a friend," I knew she was using womanthink and that no further rational conversation was possible.
womanthink by tenaciousrecursor September 29, 2003
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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