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Womanitis 

What you refer to about the random, out-of-nowhere, BS that never has any reason that women come up with to:

A) Ruin a relationship
B) Randomly get angry at you
C) and subsequently pissing YOU off too
1) Guy 1: "Man I'm so pissed off"

Guy 2: "Why?"

Guy 1: "My on-and-off girlfriend randomly got angry at me when I looked at her, it doesn't make any sense."

Guy 2: "Buddy, WOMANITIS doesn't make any sense,"

Guy 1: "True that."
Womanitis by Invasian June 3, 2009
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Womanikin 

Did you see the new womanikin in Macy's? I'd smash that.
Womanikin by haascoughy August 25, 2011

womanticipation

The opposite of manticipation. When one is eager for the sexual company of a very attractive woman.
Whoa, man. She's makin me go crazy with womanticipation.
womanticipation by dadarksnappa June 13, 2004

womantic 

Platonic display's of affection between two women.
"After Molly and Amanda spent the holidays bareback riding together in Nova Scotia, we thought they might be "together," but when Amanda held Molly's hand to her womb and asked if the baby was kicking, it was clear the relationship was only womantic."
womantic by pcbwerajnbmprg October 3, 2011

womanility 

Wow Michelle Obama has womanility
womanility by Tbanks03 April 14, 2023

womanigitis

When a woman is "sick" and throws herself around the house like a rag doll to show her man how sick she is to escape other life responsibilities, especially chores and cooking.
Guy 1: Man, my girl's been flopping around the house, leaving her crap everywhere and telling me she's so sick that she shouldn't clean, do dishes, or help clean the house.

Guy 2: Sounds like a case of womanigitis to me.
womanigitis by Dastardly Dave February 1, 2019

Womanifest

A verb meaning to bring into existence. Performed only by women using our typical, impressive feminine qualities like resourcefulness, empathy, determination and diplomacy. Most typically occurs quietly outside of the limelight although increasingly, is happening out in the open, and when the folks are thinking right, heralded as the most glorious way for something to happen. The rate of occurrence increases proportionate to rates of sisterhood, and being heard and appreciated. It is the planet's greatest hope. So far men are conditioned to be afraid of it on some level.
The non-profit was in debt but Carla worked the phones and womanifested a new major sponsor for the program. Dave was on vacation at the time but on his return he made sure to share in Carla's success.
Womanifest by Karenforgood March 11, 2022
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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