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Womanitis 

What you refer to about the random, out-of-nowhere, BS that never has any reason that women come up with to:

A) Ruin a relationship
B) Randomly get angry at you
C) and subsequently pissing YOU off too
1) Guy 1: "Man I'm so pissed off"

Guy 2: "Why?"

Guy 1: "My on-and-off girlfriend randomly got angry at me when I looked at her, it doesn't make any sense."

Guy 2: "Buddy, WOMANITIS doesn't make any sense,"

Guy 1: "True that."
Womanitis by Invasian June 3, 2009
Words you can keep

Womanikin 

Did you see the new womanikin in Macy's? I'd smash that.
Womanikin by haascoughy August 25, 2011

womanticipation

The opposite of manticipation. When one is eager for the sexual company of a very attractive woman.
Whoa, man. She's makin me go crazy with womanticipation.
womanticipation by dadarksnappa June 13, 2004

womantic 

Platonic display's of affection between two women.
"After Molly and Amanda spent the holidays bareback riding together in Nova Scotia, we thought they might be "together," but when Amanda held Molly's hand to her womb and asked if the baby was kicking, it was clear the relationship was only womantic."
womantic by pcbwerajnbmprg October 3, 2011

womanility 

Wow Michelle Obama has womanility
womanility by Tbanks03 April 14, 2023

womanigitis

When a woman is "sick" and throws herself around the house like a rag doll to show her man how sick she is to escape other life responsibilities, especially chores and cooking.
Guy 1: Man, my girl's been flopping around the house, leaving her crap everywhere and telling me she's so sick that she shouldn't clean, do dishes, or help clean the house.

Guy 2: Sounds like a case of womanigitis to me.
womanigitis by Dastardly Dave February 1, 2019

Womanifest

A verb meaning to bring into existence. Performed only by women using our typical, impressive feminine qualities like resourcefulness, empathy, determination and diplomacy. Most typically occurs quietly outside of the limelight although increasingly, is happening out in the open, and when the folks are thinking right, heralded as the most glorious way for something to happen. The rate of occurrence increases proportionate to rates of sisterhood, and being heard and appreciated. It is the planet's greatest hope. So far men are conditioned to be afraid of it on some level.
The non-profit was in debt but Carla worked the phones and womanifested a new major sponsor for the program. Dave was on vacation at the time but on his return he made sure to share in Carla's success.
Womanifest by Karenforgood March 11, 2022
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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