Womanitis

What you refer to about the random, out-of-nowhere, BS that never has any reason that women come up with to:

A) Ruin a relationship
B) Randomly get angry at you
C) and subsequently pissing YOU off too

1) Guy 1: "Man I'm so pissed off"

Guy 2: "Why?"

Guy 1: "My on-and-off girlfriend randomly got angry at me when I looked at her, it doesn't make any sense."

Guy 2: "Buddy, WOMANITIS doesn't make any sense,"

Guy 1: "True that."

by Invasian June 3, 2009

Womanikin

The female version of a manikin.

Did you see the new womanikin in Macy's? I'd smash that.

by haascoughy August 25, 2011

womanticipation

The opposite of manticipation. When one is eager for the sexual company of a very attractive woman.

Whoa, man. She's makin me go crazy with womanticipation.

by dadarksnappa June 13, 2004

womantic

Platonic display's of affection between two women.

"After Molly and Amanda spent the holidays bareback riding together in Nova Scotia, we thought they might be "together," but when Amanda held Molly's hand to her womb and asked if the baby was kicking, it was clear the relationship was only womantic."

by pcbwerajnbmprg October 3, 2011

womanility

Stronger meaning of Femininity

Wow Michelle Obama has womanility

by Tbanks03 April 14, 2023

womanigitis

When a woman is "sick" and throws herself around the house like a rag doll to show her man how sick she is to escape other life responsibilities, especially chores and cooking.

Guy 1: Man, my girl's been flopping around the house, leaving her crap everywhere and telling me she's so sick that she shouldn't clean, do dishes, or help clean the house.

Guy 2: Sounds like a case of womanigitis to me.

by Dastardly Dave February 1, 2019

Womanifest

A verb meaning to bring into existence. Performed only by women using our typical, impressive feminine qualities like resourcefulness, empathy, determination and diplomacy. Most typically occurs quietly outside of the limelight although increasingly, is happening out in the open, and when the folks are thinking right, heralded as the most glorious way for something to happen. The rate of occurrence increases proportionate to rates of sisterhood, and being heard and appreciated. It is the planet's greatest hope. So far men are conditioned to be afraid of it on some level.

The non-profit was in debt but Carla worked the phones and womanifested a new major sponsor for the program. Dave was on vacation at the time but on his return he made sure to share in Carla's success.

by Karenforgood March 11, 2022