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A wolfer is when you have a small wolf instead of a penis.
Get your wolfer out of my face.

Wolfers, them shits is disgusting.
wolfer by jewmachine December 14, 2008

Blitz Wolfer 

Being Normal is to boring for this type of person (scotty) loves rubix cubes
Blitz Wolfer a Youtuber loves rubix cubes
Blitz Wolfer by Elijah.G December 8, 2018
A cute way of saying wolf

UwU
Senpai - I love doggos & puppers

Person - WhAt AbOuT wOlFeRs?!?!?
Wolfer by Angela Shiba February 7, 2019
Someone who sells a lot of wolf tickets; lies.
Damn, the home said there would be hella hoes at the parlay tonight but that fool's a wolfer.
wolfer by Teddy Tedd January 11, 2015
A wolf, when caught in a snare in the wild, will often times go to extreme measures to get out of the trap. Often times wolves will actually chew their own leg off to get back to freedom.

This rarely happens, but is often recited when a drunken one-night-stand goes bad.

I just got out of there....she was lying on my arm; I almost needed to pull a wolfer...
wolfer by mk November 4, 2003

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026