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Wokie Pi 

When the number π is aware of injustice and discrimination against other fellow mathematical constants that have not got the same opportunity or media coverage as her, but she is indifferent to all that because speaking up and out about these issues or biases is not to her benefit.
Wokie pi doesn’t want to rock the mathematical boat that has ferried her to so many areas of interest patronized by mathematicians and math educators.
Wokie Pi by Numerati December 25, 2024
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When a very small percentage of white privileged parents in some red states want public schools to fine or fire math and science teachers who preach that the number π is irrational; instead, they want them to teach that pi’s “true” value is three, citing 1 Kings 7:23 and 2 Chronicles 4:2 in the Bible as “proof” for their claim.
Under the banner of "parents' rights," a small aggressive group of alt-right Trumpublicans and “fine” patriots expect their oft-morally bankrupt senator to push for woke pi in all schools statewide.
Woke Pi by Fasters February 25, 2022

Wookie Pits

Female armpits that either have never been shaved or haven't been shaved in days or weeks.
Boyfriend: "Whoa, honey! When was the last time you shaved your pits?"
Girlfriend: "I dunno...a few days ago, I think. Why?"
Boyfriend: "You got some serious Wookie Pits going on there!"
Wookie Pits by Rob Carlson March 11, 2007

Wookie Pie 

The act of ejaculating into a womans vagina which also happens to be covered in copious ammounts of pubic hair.
Guy 1: my Stepsister has a hairy snatch.

Guy 2: she doesnt visit the hygene isle?

Guy 1: Mah, i asked her to grow it out so i could give her a Wookie Pie

woke pilled 

Trans political view points. When participants of the two party system flip flop their stances on an issue. Often not understanding the irony and humor.
The Republicans on the January 6 Committee called for more Capital Police oversight and the Democrats called for more Capital Police funding. The J6 committee is totally woke pilled.
woke pilled by Tinker Stream December 26, 2022

Wookie Nipple Pinchy 

"I heard Josh gave Katie a proper good Wookie Nipple Pinchy last weekend."

raja naba doa gola wookie nipple pinchy

Family Guy uses this as a funny statement to make it seem like Peters great great grandfather was Java the Hut.

It means to picnch the nipple with great force.
I want to 'raja naba doa gola wookie nipple pinchy' you.