An amazingly cool, devilishly handsome guy who knows how to climb, surf, and skate in style. Has a chiseled jaw and hair so
perfect, it must have been cut while he traveled across India on a mission
trip. He likes to rock a black and
pink jazzersize
tank while doing awesome things like eating octupi babies, dancing around the kitchen, and rapping 8-bit (he only lets his favorite people hear him). Sometimes he throws a scarf around his head to disguise himself as a ninja to keep the ladies from swarming him (smart idea). Jesus is his homeboy.