Wokescold

Someone who scolds others for not being woke enough.

Person 1: this white liberal screeched at me because I said the word lunatic. They said it was a slur for bipolar people. When I told them I was bipolar, they got on their knees and started begging for my forgiveness.

Person 2: that guy must be a wokescold.

Wokescold by the foochie February 11, 2022

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wokescold

noun: A person who is woke and scolds others who are not

verb: the act of scolding in the name of wokeness

Be extra careful when you talk around feminists, liberals, or anyone in the DSA, to avoid experiencing the wrath of the wokescold.

wokescold by leftstreet December 25, 2018

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Wokescold

A person who constantly complains about some institution, person or product being too "woke" - a word the wokescold refuses to define because it would reveal his true motivations: misogyny, racism and hatred against LGBTQ+ people.

That wokescold is whinging about a new game again.

Wokescold by zben December 16, 2024

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Wokescold

A person who constantly complains about some product or other being too "woke" - a word the wokescold refuses to define because it would reveal his true motivations: misogyny, racism and hatred against LGBTQ+ people. Wokescolds are without exception rightoid crypto-fascists.

That wokescold is whinging about a new game again.

Wokescold by zben December 16, 2024

Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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