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“…if want something done, ask a woman” 

“…if want something done, ask a woman” — the entire quote is: “If you want something said ask a man; and if you want something done, ask a woman.”

This quote was used with great effect by Niki Haley during the 2023 Surrender Day Eve Republican debates.

The only woman on stage, she used this saying to attack the “Demi-masculine MAGA boys” surrounding her.

Haley herself attributed this saying to former British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher; and Harley’s delivery was flawless and absolutely castrating!

Seven men probably checked for their ball-sacks after leaving the stage they shared with Haley — except for the Miami Mascot, Ron DeSantis, who has already been neutered by Donald Trump
If you want something said ask a man…
“…if want something done, ask a woman”.

Gossipy Old Woman 

An elderly female who spreads rumors and senators Lisa Murkowski and Joe Manchin
You remind me of a gossipy old woman. Do you always spread/start gossip. Believe me if they were dating you would never have pictures, they would hide their relationship. Friends will just laugh together and Allow every picture you want. Click away Trumper.

just killed a woman, feeling good 

A term first coined by one TommyInnit when he killed a woman in a video game.
Wilbur: *talking eloquently*
TommyInnit: “Just killed a woman, feeling good.”

Womanbitching 

The reverse of mansplaining; When a woman, (usually a feminist) complains, yells, or argues about pointless and idiotic things, usually thinly veiled under the context of equality. The truly equal counterpart to the common feminist term.
"That stupid feminist won't stop womanbitching!"
Womanbitching by Saltiestbagel March 24, 2017

Super Woman 

Referring to the Supreme Sex that is biologically female.
Girl 1: I’m a Super Woman.

Girl 2: I’m confused... Is that meant to be similar to Wonder Woman or super woman?

Girl 3: No, it’s meant to mean I’m a Supreme Sex — there 2 Supreme sexes one being a Super Man — essentially we’re the highest authority regarding sex

Just killed a woman, feeling good! 

A popular quote by TommyInnit, A Minecraft YouTuber after killing another player in the game.
Hello Katherine!
*kills her*
Just killed a woman, feeling good!
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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