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A marijuana joint.

Most notably used in lyrics by the Beastie Boys and NWA.
I rolled me a wooler as I decided whether to crack open the Brass Monkey or the eight ball.
wooler by Andrew S April 8, 2004
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Chuck Woolery 

A sexual act requiring the insertion of both the index finger and middle finger into the vagina, while inserting the pinkie and ring finger into the anus. In some circles this has been more commonly known as "The Spocker". The moniker used here relates to the catch phrase "We'll be back in two and two". As you are giving the willing recipient "Two and Two".
As commonly used "I've been known to Chuck Woolery a lady every now and again" or "This one girl had been shockered before, so I decided to introduce her to my man Chuck Woolery".

"On my dating game, I pull the Old Chuck Woolery, and I'm guaranteed a second date"
Chuck Woolery by TheycallmeCoxie December 1, 2009
A wolfer is when you have a small wolf instead of a penis.
Get your wolfer out of my face.

Wolfers, them shits is disgusting.
wolfer by jewmachine December 14, 2008

Woolery left Wheel 

A phrase that started out on alt.tv.game-shows in the days when the group wasn't troll infested. Used as a retort towards people who are telling other members old news that they already knew.
Poster 1: Did you know, Regis hosts Millionaire?
Poster 2: Well duh! Woolery left Wheel!

Blitz Wolfer 

Being Normal is to boring for this type of person (scotty) loves rubix cubes
Blitz Wolfer a Youtuber loves rubix cubes
Blitz Wolfer by Elijah.G December 8, 2018

Wollerman 

Oi, did you hear Boyer finally took that C-Grade slanger Tiffany home but Wollermaned after only 47 seconds, he says its sorta sweet though cause he thinks she came too. Sorta not that sweet though cause his auntie is coming over in like two hours and there's no way he'll be able to get that wollerman stain out of his pants in time. Seriously bro, he's down to like one pair. I shit you not