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waking up 

Possibly the hardest thing that an avetard does all day. An avetard is so lazy that it is literally impossible for him to get out of bed. Due to this difficulty and laziness, an avetard won't get out of bed until 2 or 3 pm at the earliest, hell...it wouldn't be surprising at all if he spent the entire fucking day in bed.
It is so hard to wake Nick up, waking up for him is like someone trying to fly.
waking up by TurnM3Up November 15, 2019
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Wing-Tippies 

The tips of eyeliner.
Your wing-tippies are uneven.
Wing-Tippies by Phillybyrd March 31, 2017

Winged Hussars 

An elite Polish cavalry group used between the 1400s and 1700s, they were the reason why the Ottoman empire never went deeper into Europe, because they were at Vienna and kicked their asses.
WHEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED, COMING DOWN THE MOUNTAINSIDE THEY TURNED THE TIDE!
Winged Hussars by Skyler The Slav August 18, 2017

pigs on the wing 

1. World War I pilot lingo for an enemy pilot in your blind spot.

2. A hidden enemy

3. An awesome two part song by Pink Floyd
1. Charlie Alpha III to Red River I, watch out, you got pigs on your wing!

2. Ever since I called that chick fat, I got pigs all over my wing.

3. If you didn't care what happened to me,
And I didn't care for you
We would zig zag our way through the boredom and pain
Occasionally glancing up through the rain
Wondering which of the buggers to blame
And watching for pigs on the wing.
(Pig On The Wing part 1)
pigs on the wing by 571 January 12, 2006
This is a reference to the placement of libertarian views under the two-axis (Nolan) political spectrum, representing “economic freedoms” and “personal freedoms”. Political preferences are determined by how much government control a person or political party favours in these two areas.

Those at the top of the spectrum (Up-wing) are those that favour libertarianism (more economic and personal freedoms).

Those on the right of the spectrum favour conservatism (more economic freedom but more government intervention in personal matters).

Those on the left of the spectrum typically favour american liberalism (more personal freedoms but more government activism in economics matters).

Those at the bottom of the spectrum typically favour authoritarianism / statism (a lot of government control in both personal and economic areas).
I am not right-wing, I am Up-wing! (i.e. I am libertarian)
Up-wing by Hanrahan March 31, 2019

bitch-whinging 

A person who whinges incessantly in a bitch like fashion
Stu: "...and then she said, that I said, that she said that I said she was horrible...."
Holly: "Quit your bitch-whinging you boring fuck. Get me a beer!"
bitch-whinging by Pochunka October 22, 2009
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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