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Turned

Getting turned is to get extremely high/baked.
Dude look at tyler, he is so turned right now.
by Timmy the Turner September 7, 2011
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turned

A poker term. Similar to rivered except the card that helps your opponents hand is the 4th card instead of the 5th.
Jack has As Ks
Jane has Ah Qh

Flop comes Ad 10d Kd
Turn comes Jd

Jack was turned.
by Joshdajoker April 13, 2008
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turned

1. a defineition to discribe when a vampire changes a mortal into a vampire.
2. When a holy/shaman man displays his unflinching faith in the face of evil and that evil is repelled.
1. When I become a god all mortals in my path will be intantly turned.

2. As the malevolent spirits approached their last refuge form the turmoil he was able to turn them away.
by Tyrumble July 2, 2006
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Turned

If you're turned then you're super pissed off or tilted.
A: Man dude, that fucking game got me turned
B: I feel you, man. I started to turn a little too.
by GodlyMilk October 24, 2019
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Turned

The blade's edge should be bent back to become blunt.
You have also turned his sword's edge.
by Arminkshipper June 28, 2024
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turned states

converted from a member of a crime partnership into informant or witness, expose afore presumed secrets to government officials; trick-off, dime, rat-out, whistled, snitch
if his brother had not turned states on him, the unabomber would be a free man.
by jinbou October 3, 2007
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Turned All Florida

A special type of insane state one reaches that it can be only compared to the three ringed circus state of Florida. A state where meth heads, dopers, rednecks and weirdos are involved in all kinds of nonsense that become internet comedic gold. This special deranged state usually includes a mixture of elements including drugs, drinking, destruction, arrest, nudity, and some sort of sexual deviance with an inanimate object or wild animal.
Dude- "What in the shit happened to JD!?!? He drank 6 shots of Tequilia, smoked some PCP, then crashed his Ford F-250 into a Denny's and was arrested naked attempting to sodomize an inflatable alligator!"

Chick-"Sweet Jesus, he turned all Florida on us. There's no turning back once you break that seal."

Florida insanity alligator drugs booze rednecks weirdos beastiality
by Furiosa the Accursed June 10, 2016
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