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A person that is legit smart as hell--maybe even a genius-- to the point that they are out of their mind.
Guy 1: Bro I got held up! sorry im late...

Guy 2: Whats up man what happened?

Guy 1: This damn wizzum held me up at the gas station talkin bout economics, pullin out charts and graphs...im hungry as hell now man..sorry I missed half the game..

Guy 2: The wizzum is a stubborn species..it must be asserted as such; you've much to learn, young one...
Wizzum by that\college\connect August 16, 2014
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Wizzukie 

When you take a wizz and a dukey at the same time.
Guy A: Wow i just filled the toilet with that wizzukie i just took
Guy B: That's sick
Wizzukie by HANNTANNIF_BAMF September 17, 2009
1. When you are SO Drunk that you pee in an inappropriate location OR

2.Wet your and/or your friend's pants and don't remember until..the morning after.
1.Dude I hava pic, on my cell of you leaving a piss in the Denny's corner garbage can..'That was not ME-I don't remember THAT!' Despite the proof You remain-wizdumb!
2.Waking up after the party things are still a bit fuzzy about where you are and who you are sleeping with: 'what's that smell, I'm cold..and wet!?? Who peed on US?' Now you don't know if you peed on her OR she peed on you..you are BOTH-Wizdumb!
Wizdumb by ~Skadouche~ October 24, 2010
Applying logical thinking with subconscious thought to achieve one's intended end result.
I was unhappy and no longer wanted to work for the company, so I applied some wizdumb to get laid off.
wizdumb by Blindedbyblonde October 24, 2017

Wizzmical 

Acting in an extra quirky and overconfident manner. The behavior causes cringe within others not affected by Wizzmicality.

Usually due to more than 3 people of their preffered gender entering the room.
Oh geez, Gannon was really acting wizzmical around all the girls last night
Wizzmical by geewillikers56 September 26, 2022
What's happening with you?

also look up:
word up
sup
whats up
hey! wizzup!?
wizzup by actionsketch November 26, 2003

Wizzmical 

When a person acts in an extra quirky and out of the ordinary way than they normally do, due to three or more people of their preferred gender entering the room. Usually inflicts cringe and laughter in others.
What was up with gaylin last night? He was acting super weird.

Oh don't worry, he was just being wizzmical infront of the girls.
Wizzmical by geewillikers56 October 5, 2022
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