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Wizdumb

1. When you are SO Drunk that you pee in an inappropriate location OR

2.Wet your and/or your friend's pants and don't remember until..the morning after.
1.Dude I hava pic, on my cell of you leaving a piss in the Denny's corner garbage can..'That was not ME-I don't remember THAT!' Despite the proof You remain-wizdumb!
2.Waking up after the party things are still a bit fuzzy about where you are and who you are sleeping with: 'what's that smell, I'm cold..and wet!?? Who peed on US?' Now you don't know if you peed on her OR she peed on you..you are BOTH-Wizdumb!
by ~Skadouche~ October 24, 2010
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wizdumb

Applying logical thinking with subconscious thought to achieve one's intended end result.
I was unhappy and no longer wanted to work for the company, so I applied some wizdumb to get laid off.
by Blindedbyblonde October 24, 2017
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wisdumb

A seemingly wise statement that upon further consideration is found to be utterly stupid or false. Must be spoken as if obvious despite not being obvious in the least.
Latoya: Everyone cheats at one point or another so who am I to judge

Deandre: Real talk, that's some wisdumb right thurr.
by bilz25 December 11, 2011
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wisdumb

The art of being "the fool."
I got through the problem using my infinite wisdumb.
I couldn't understand the issues without my wisdumb.
by Ken Loyd July 6, 2006
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wisdumb

Useless wisdom thats handed down by a dumb mother fucker with low IQ
I'm tired of listening to your fucking wisdumb.
by publish this bitches March 30, 2010
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WizDumbass

A person who Knows many things that qualifies them to be known as smart, but whenever asked questions, they reply with the most bullshit, biased, confusing, idiotic things you have ever heard or ever will Hear. Comparable to a Doctorate level scientist not understanding how to open a mailbox.
"dude, you just took 45 days making charts, essays, and even a Powerpoint Presentation on why cats should wear hats. you, my good sir, are a WizDumbass."

"That Wizdumbass won't stop bugging people about genetically modifying DNA to create Living Gummie Bears. WHY?"
by SlapMatic June 1, 2016
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dirty bobby wizdum

When performing doggy style the giver Pulls out briefly, inserts ovipositor and release an egg then you resume beatin that ass up while trying to break the egg.
We tried spicing up our sex life with a dirty bobby wizdum
by Linda Sassy Pants May 22, 2021
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