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Wittydick

Someone who does not quote Tenacious D to be a dick.
Jason Engle, that frood is a wittydick.
by Flagrant Contempt February 11, 2009
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wiskydick

1. a dick that's been jerked off so much and so often that it can no longer ejaculate during sex.

2. over training of the male reproductive system.

3. wisky is distilled from a beer. wiskydick is invoking the fact that both wisky, it's self, and wiskydick are a more potent version of their original nature. wisky through distillation wiskydick through way too much masturbation.

(note even though someone with wiskydick cannot ejaculate during sex they may still be extremely virile as they tend to produce precum more easily, which also contains sperm cells)
wiskydick

1. my boyfriend rocks me all night long but he never cums in me.

2. girl, don't even worry about it. it takes me 30 minutes to an hour at 40mph to blow my load.

"note. all previous entries that speak of erectile dysfunction are just mean spirited nonsense and are actually confusing it with drunk dick."
by RepOmaN April 15, 2013
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tittydick

A mythical penis with a set of tits combined into the head of the dick.

First drawn by @poopisscunt used on his twitter.
Christina: I swear to god... he had a tittydick!

Jill: No way, that's a mythical cock!

Christina: I'm not lying! I pinched the nipples while I worked the shaft.
by poopisscunt May 11, 2011
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Tittydicking

Tittydicking (v.) - To fool around or mess around.

Replaces the word Pussyfooting (which also means to be messing around or fooling around).
Little Johnny is throwing rocks onto the house.
His Mom: Johnny, quit tittydicking around!
Little Johnny: Yes Mommy. (Under breath), bitch..
by oh f**k! whats that?! July 6, 2010
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tittydickslap

when a tranny slaps with her titties and then proceeds to slap with his/herdick
"that tranny tittydickslapped me when i pulled her pubs"
by rriot May 18, 2007
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wimpydick

the most virgin a man could be, the most driest texter alive
my friends: go fuck with wimpydick girl! actually badass of you!
by catzui August 27, 2022
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wiskydick

When a male have consumed alcholhol and his penis seams smaller than it realyl is wehn it is erect due to the flow of blood.
"You hav ea small penis"
-"No thats wickey dick for u!"
by Tcoll April 5, 2005
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