wimpydick 

the most virgin a man could be, the most driest texter alive

my friends: go fuck with wimpydick girl! actually badass of you!

wimpydick by catzui August 27, 2022

wiskydick

wiskydick

1. a dick that's been jerked off so much and so often that it can no longer ejaculate during sex.

2. over training of the male reproductive system.

3. wisky is distilled from a beer. wiskydick is invoking the fact that both wisky, it's self, and wiskydick are a more potent version of their original nature. wisky through distillation wiskydick through way too much masturbation.

(note even though someone with wiskydick cannot ejaculate during sex they may still be extremely virile as they tend to produce precum more easily, which also contains sperm cells)

wiskydick

1. my boyfriend rocks me all night long but he never cums in me.

2. girl, don't even worry about it. it takes me 30 minutes to an hour at 40mph to blow my load.

"note. all previous entries that speak of erectile dysfunction are just mean spirited nonsense and are actually confusing it with drunk dick."

wiskydick by RepOmaN April 15, 2013

wiskydick

When a male have consumed alcholhol and his penis seams smaller than it realyl is wehn it is erect due to the flow of blood.

"You hav ea small penis"
-"No thats wickey dick for u!"

wiskydick by Tcoll April 5, 2005

Wittydick 

Someone who does not quote Tenacious D to be a dick.

Jason Engle, that frood is a wittydick.

Wittydick by Flagrant Contempt February 11, 2009

WillyDickin' 

Verb. The act of lamely dicking around or wasting time.

Bob get back to work and stop willydickin' around. Now.

WillyDickin' by Will Mcgillicuddy August 12, 2017