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wipedoubt 

The feeling of uncertainty that arises when you realize that you may not have cleaned your backside properly.
Man #1: "I need to jump back in the shower. I'm feeling a little wipedoubt..."

Man #2: "Rough night last night?"

Man #1: "No. Cheap toilet paper and not enough time."

Man #2: "Huh?"
wipedoubt by BChil September 14, 2012
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at wifepoint 

Being forced by threat of your spouse to do things you normally wouldn't do.
at wifepoint by druC4 July 23, 2009

Tennessee Wipedown 

The act of immedietly heading to the bathroom upon arrival and wiping the sweat from oneself using toilet paper, tissues, or any other available materials.
"Hi Jim. Wow man, you're soaked with sweat"
"Yeah, it's absolutely roasting outside. Excuse me, I need to go give myself a Tennessee Wipedown."
Being forced by threat of your spouse to do things you normally wouldn't do.
wifepoint by DruC4 July 23, 2009

wipeoffable 

When something can be wiped off of something else.
Your kids wipe boogers on the wall, no biggie because its wipeoffable.

Ketchup is wipeoffable from your face.
wipeoffable by sir5inglyfe October 19, 2010
When a Surfer Falls of His/Her board.
"That Was One Sick Wipeout"
wipeout by Bob Marley May 13, 2005