Named after a man named David Winters from a quaint seaport village in Maryland, the expression "winters" or "pulling a winters" refers to those situations where an individual makes a blatantly homosexual comment and immediately back peddles or tries to play it off as a joke.
"Hey did you hear that blatantly homosexual comment David made and tried to play off as a joke?" "Yea, David certainly pulled a winters on us."
Winters is an elderly man or woman with longnose hairs. Winters families are very intelligent, but due to the extent their hairiness, they are unable to leave their own home due crowd invasion and mocking.
"Watch out here comes a Winters"
"Damn your as creepy as a Winters!"
"If you don't pluck your nose hairs you'll turn into a Winters for sure."
A strange and extreme sexual act where-by the male ejaculates, and try's his hardest to make his load shoot up his partners nose, whilst slapping her cheeks at such a force that they turn red, thus making the partner look as if though they have just been out all day in the winter, with rosey cheeks and a runny nose.