Wingbag 

Someone who brings two people together romantically by force via being a literal punching bag for both lovers.

Ryan was a total wingbag for David and Emma.

Did you hear about that wingbag who had to go to the hospital because of how often he was used like one.

Wingbag by Megninja23 March 28, 2019

wingbag 

A wingnut who is also an exceptionally tedious windbag.

Sweet Jesus, Bill O'Reilly is such a wingbag!

wingbag by Victoria Marinelli January 14, 2008

Doctor Windbag 

A pompous, self-aggrandizing, egotistical blowhard, who happens to have achieved a doctoral degree in something.

Doctor Windbag will be there, so you may want to find yourself a convenient scheduling conflict.

Doctor Windbag by Dr Bunnygirl April 19, 2018

windbag 

A person who is ashamed to admit he/she has no knowledge about a question asked so tries to hide his/her ignorance by inanely prattling on, dancing around the obvious and useful answer; "I don't know", which would allow you to get on with your day, i.e. go find someone who knows what the hell they are talking about.

You: Good Lord! My ignorant boss just refuses to say "I DON"T KNOW" so I had to stand there listening to his worthless bullshit for ten minutes. Finally I just walked away and left him jibber jabbering away. He's probably still talking for all I know.

Sympathetic coworker: Yep, he's a windbag alright. By the way, I overheard your question and the answer is yes.

You: Thanks.

windbag by T-Ride Free Box November 1, 2013

windbag 

a pompous person who talks too much, a braggart

Why do have a windbag like him representing us?

windbag by The Return of Light Joker October 4, 2011

pompous windbag 

One who loves the sound of their own voice so much they have convinced themselves they actually know what they are talking about. They often take jobs which will allow them to talk and give them a captured audience, such as a Psychology teacher.

Dr. Nicodemus is such a pompous windbag. We could have learned everything he spent an hour talking about in five minutes. He sure does love the sound of his own voice.

pompous windbag by captive audience member March 3, 2010

Shimbly Wingbarker 

An imaginary creature that lives under one's floorboards and arises at night to tickle the scrotums of insecure thirteen year old boys who someday dream of becoming playwrights.

Poor Davey McDoodlestein hasn't slept in five days, and I'll tell you why - it's all because of that smelly little Shimbly Wingbarker that lives in his closet. I told him to get that thing taken care of, I did, but you know these kids today think that they know everything...

Shimbly Wingbarker by Steve Kaye December 4, 2005