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wingbang 

Similar to wingman but instead of guiding your friend's cock, you swoop in before the deal is sealed and leave with your friend's intended target.
WTF dude--way to wingbang that fatty--I was totally going to hit that.
wingbang by changbanger05 December 20, 2008
Words you can keep

wangbang 

When a man has a full blown erection, and runs full speed into a wall, plastering his dick right through the drywall. Then using the hole as a masturbatory device.
A common side effect of a wangbang is infertility.
wangbang by Wade Billups March 30, 2005

wingdangdoodle 

ur wang ; a word that I heard on the show Futurama; used by Fry, a funny word for the male member aka penis
Bender: Hey Fry, I didn't know an ice box could be a handy wang holder.
Fry: Ahh !!! No !!! I would like to hold on to my wingdangdoodle.
Lrr, Leader and Ruler of Omicron Perseii 8 : Harvest The Human Horn !!! Now !!!
wingdangdoodle by Thiago Lira May 17, 2006

Wingwanging 

To flop ones flaccid penis in, and around another person's stretched anus, using a 'windmill' motion of the penis.
For Heterosexual 'Wingwanging' one example would be:

"Sophie was walking funny due to the severe Wingwanging Ian gave her anus last night"

For Homosexual 'Wingwanging' an example would be:

"Mike and Will loved to Wingwang each other before and after sex"
Wingwanging by Sammy boy Sammy lad February 11, 2009

wingbangin'

the act of going out with a close friend to "pick up the slack".
yeah I gotta go out with Johnny tonight. He's into this girl but she has nasty friends so i gotta take one for the team and go wingbangin'.
wingbangin' by danal whore December 31, 2009

wangbangers 

The greatest possible pair of jubblies/breasts imaginable. A common cure for erectile dysfunction.
god I would like put my wang in her wangbangers
wangbangers by bigmitch91 September 14, 2010
Someone who brings two people together romantically by force via being a literal punching bag for both lovers.
Ryan was a total wingbag for David and Emma.

Did you hear about that wingbag who had to go to the hospital because of how often he was used like one.
Wingbag by Megninja23 March 28, 2019
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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