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Windfinger 

Verb:

When you burn your thumb because it's windy and the flame blows back.

Noun:
The resulting burn on your thumb caused by lighter flame blowback in gusty conditions
I've got a bad case of the windfinger.
Be careful today, there are high chances of windfinger.
Ouch! I windfingered myself!
Windfinger by AJWord December 26, 2021

winding me up 

pranking me; kidding me; fucking with me; bullshitting me.
I don't believe you made this apple pie even though you keep saying you did! I think you're winding me up! LOL
winding me up by talk2me-JCH2 August 1, 2021

Winding You Up 

Teasing someone or making fun of them.
It's not true he's just winding you up.
Winding You Up by L.L.Maheswari February 14, 2008

Winding and grinding 

a signature dance move of a man named Duke Depp who dresses up as Willy Wonka.
Duke always do the winding and grinding on his live

winding your ass and scratching your watch 

Southern slang which describes a condition where one is confused, aloof, or just plain stupid. This condition is the anthisis of winding a watch and scratching your ass; which are normal process for any redneck over the age of 50 who is not drunk, stoned, or both.
Damn son, don't just stand there "winding your ass and scratching your watch", flip the hamburgers!

Windking 

Is the king of Wind, Obviously.
The only known identity for this guy is his Yahoo Name
which is Clyde Uzumaki. This guy is also a member of Naruto Viz Forum.
Dude: Its hot here, damn

/windking arrives

Dude: Why is it so cold?.
Windking by Windking August 3, 2010