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winking boner
winking boner by dj lemon May 21, 2012
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wonton winking
A style of winking perfected by Miss April May. The "wonton" prefix presumably refers to a chinese dumpling, often served with various spices and noodles, although April May shares no likenesses with a dumpling besides her (lack of) intelligence.
Judge: {to April May} The witness will refrain from wonton winking!
- The Judge, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
- The Judge, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
wonton winking by Deseka November 1, 2008
Windfinger
Verb:
When you burn your thumb because it's windy and the flame blows back.
Noun:
The resulting burn on your thumb caused by lighter flame blowback in gusty conditions
When you burn your thumb because it's windy and the flame blows back.
Noun:
The resulting burn on your thumb caused by lighter flame blowback in gusty conditions
I've got a bad case of the windfinger.
Be careful today, there are high chances of windfinger.
Ouch! I windfingered myself!
Be careful today, there are high chances of windfinger.
Ouch! I windfingered myself!
Windfinger by AJWord December 26, 2021
winding me up
I don't believe you made this apple pie even though you keep saying you did! I think you're winding me up! LOL
winding me up by talk2me-JCH2 August 1, 2021
The Winking Skeever
When you tickle one's butthole with a winking motion of your eyelash, while giving them a reach-around.'
ALSO
A bar inside the Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim game.
ALSO
A bar inside the Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim game.
That skanky bitch just gave me the winking skeever last night, but the joke is on her cause now she has pink eye.
That whore took such a close look at my balloon knot, she damn near gave me a winking skeever.
{Skyrim} My character went into The Winking Skeever, paid a septim, and recieved the winking skeever and now has learned a new shout!
That whore took such a close look at my balloon knot, she damn near gave me a winking skeever.
{Skyrim} My character went into The Winking Skeever, paid a septim, and recieved the winking skeever and now has learned a new shout!
The Winking Skeever by YourWorstEnema August 1, 2012
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