Windowned 

What happens when, after returning to your computer from a break, you look at the screen (which is filled with a variety of different, open, working windows). And you know you were working on something, that these windows are all somehow linked to that project, but you cannot, for the life of you, remember what you were working on.

I had to pee, and then Doug texted me, and it's been 30 minutes. I'm totally windowned.

I think I'm getting old--even 5 minutes away from my computer and I'm windowned.

Windowned by simulatethis July 8, 2012

windowmeth 

1. The page you found when you went to search for meth without deleting your search for window

2. Probably the name of a metalcore band

1.

Person 1: Yo fam u want some windowmeth
Person 2: wtf
Person 1: oh shit sorry I was searching for windows for my shed and went to search for meth without deleting my search for windows
Person 2: you're talking to me irl

Person 1: fuck

2.

Person 1: Do you listen to Windowmeth?
Person 2: Yeah I love their sick grooves, damn I love being an edgy teenager who thinks he's hardcore but can't stand Meshuggah or Dillinger

windowmeth by MMR_LM February 16, 2018

Operator widowed

When you date an elite alpha male and being with him makes every other man look weak in comparison. Often occurs after a woman date someone in military special forces. She no longer considers mating men of lesser occupations. She has experienced ultimate perfection and won’t settle for anything less now.

“I am operator widowed after my scandalous night with Sam. I am RUINED for everyday life. Those other guys trying to take me out are no longer cute to me.”

Operator widowed by Cassieclaimsthis April 14, 2022

wiscowned 

When someone from Wisconsin, U.S. has 'owned' you. Owned is referring to being more clever than you, or beating you out in something, such as a game.

Person 1: "Oh man, you totally kicked my ass in that game."
Person 2: "You got WISCOWNED!"

wiscowned by StephWISCO March 23, 2010

windowsexual 

A windowsexual is a person who is attracted to windows, he/she likes to fuck a window.
Men: Men like to stick their DICKS into the window.
Women: Women like to stick the window into their vagina.

Man: *enters bedroom*
*sees girlfriend getting fucked by a very sexy window*
Man: ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME WITH A FUCKING WINDOW!
Women: Oh god I'm so sorry that I let a window fuck me, he was too fucking hot.
Man: ARE YOU WINDOWSEXUAL!?
Women: I think so....
Man: *kills his girlfriend and then fucks the window*

windowsexual by wq.bi October 24, 2019

Windowectomy 

A window installed in your stomache so you can see where your going , since your head is shoved so far up your own ass it's clearly obstructing your vision.

Your so full of shit you need a windowectomy.

Windowectomy by FergieNSP November 5, 2019

windowze 

the slang for for the windows operating system created by a disco geek named bill gates.

see reject
see windows
see cheap

i hacked ur shit windows box with an smb exploit.

windowze by mike July 6, 2003