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windmilling 

When a man intentionally spins his penis around in circles, moving in a fashion such as a windmill rotates.

Sometimes erroneously called helicoptering, but this is not how helicopter blades move so that's just plain fucking wrong.
Dick was flinging about his junk, windmilling like Don Quioxte was there to watch.
windmilling by Lucie Bluebird April 20, 2016

windmilling 

While in 5th on the list - the term originates from the early 90's and should be number 1. It has nothing to do with penises or arms.

Windmilling defined: with regards to thrash metal and extreme music. This definition predates the others- listed here.

Windmilling is the act of a long haired metalhead whipping his/her head around in a 360 degree motion, the hair flies up in the air and around- in the shape of a windmill blade.
Did you see that chick singer windmilling in the that new metal video the other day? She windmills just as good if not better than some guys can, and looks hot as hell- doing it!
windmilling by blackhawksfan54 February 9, 2010

windmilling 

The act of spinning one's penis around in the fashion of a windmill, usually with the intent of hitting someone in the face. Sometimes done while urinating.
Mr. Bean was windmilling the school children.
windmilling by Haddock December 16, 2004

windmilling 

Spinning your arms to hit someone with intent to injure.
I like windmilling Mags because they stink.
windmilling by @@@ October 13, 2007

windmilling 

clutching ones flacid penis at the base, and waving it in a similar motion to that of a windmill
howard was windmilling bolder at the pub after 8 pints of vodka snakebite, and 8 apple sourz.
windmilling by howie December 1, 2003

windmilling 

Verb; To whirl one's outstretched arms around in a circular motion, fists clenched, with the intention of hitting something (or someone). This action resembles the spinning blades of a windmill.

Often used in conversation to demonstrate an anger towards a specific subject or entity.
Nick: I heard that John slept with your bird last night!
Tim: Right, I'm off windmilling....
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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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