Windexie 

Someone who sounds like a windex bottle that’s almost empty when they laugh

I’m a windexie

Windexie by Bertram has ligma January 24, 2019

windexing 

When it is time to do a thorough clean up of all evidence from an operation that just netted you some skrilla.

Yo, mission complete! It's time to go windexing and not ever look back.

windexing by MrShasta January 24, 2014

windexing 

When you would rather spray windex in your eye or drink it, than listen to someone talk.

Meg was windexing the shit out of me after class.

windexing by Kristin Mineo September 1, 2008

Windexing 

A type of laugh that somewhat similar to the sound of a windex spray bottle

When I saw that tweet, I was windexing so hard.

Windexing by camdza_ February 21, 2017

Windexed 

A vaginal secretion at a high velocity after one blows air into it. It is often the product of a forced queef.

My boyfriend blew air into my vagina as hard as he could and suddenly a spritz of queef splashed his face. He then jumped back and exclaimed, "You windexed me!"

Windexed by Victopher January 6, 2012

windexing 

When you would rather spray windex in your eye or drink it, than listen to someone talk.

Meg was windexing the shit out of me after class.

windexing by Kristin Mineo September 1, 2008

Windexed 

The act of running into a very clean door or window like a bird that has just window planted from very clean glass cleaner like Windex.

So I was outside putting up Christmas lights and the door must have blown shut and I ran into it. Owwww!!!

Bahhhhaaa, you just got Windexed.

Windexed by Use my name (Deckhand4capt) December 6, 2012