Windexed

A vaginal secretion at a high velocity after one blows air into it. It is often the product of a forced queef.

My boyfriend blew air into my vagina as hard as he could and suddenly a spritz of queef splashed his face. He then jumped back and exclaimed, "You windexed me!"

by Victopher January 6, 2012

Windexed

The act of running into a very clean door or window like a bird that has just window planted from very clean glass cleaner like Windex.

So I was outside putting up Christmas lights and the door must have blown shut and I ran into it. Owwww!!!

Bahhhhaaa, you just got Windexed.

by Use my name (Deckhand4capt) December 6, 2012

Windeed

A term used to agree with someone who thinks something is made of win and badassery

"Dude, that song kicks ass."
"Windeed, I've listened to it over 9000 times."

by GGreenBass November 20, 2009

Windexdicide

V. A willful or accidental death caused by crashing head first into a, perfectly, clean window.

Pigeon #1 ”I had no idea that Bob was so depressed.”

Pigeon #2 ”(crying) Yeah, I lost my son to Windexdicide last weekend.”

by BasementComedian March 12, 2013

Windered

When the wind hits your eyes and makes them water, you get the windered effect.

When the wind is blowing into your eyes and they begin to water, your eyes are windered.

by Tamala December 12, 2008