A vaginal secretion at a high velocity after one blows air into it. It is often the product of a forced queef.
My boyfriend blew air into my vagina as hard as he could and suddenly a spritz of queef splashed his face. He then jumped back and exclaimed, "You windexed me!"
by Victopher January 06, 2012
When it is time to do a thorough clean up of all evidence from an operation that just netted you some skrilla.
by MrShasta January 24, 2014
A tasty treat for you and your imaginary friends! Kids love it, teens love it, children love it! Put it in your cooking or drink it on it's own, it has endless possibilities just at the touch of your smooth, supple fingertips!
Frankbert: "Hello my good friend Jacoby Theodore, would you be currently interested in consuming Windex this noon?"
Jacoby: " Oh yes my close amigo Frankbert McGillian, I am indeed feeling quite peckish for the delectable substance known as Windex!"
Jacoby: " Oh yes my close amigo Frankbert McGillian, I am indeed feeling quite peckish for the delectable substance known as Windex!"
by triadix November 07, 2019
by ?¿ December 25, 2005
1) Commercial glass and surface cleaner with ammonia.
2) A mixture of pale-blue Gatorade and Everclear.
2) A mixture of pale-blue Gatorade and Everclear.
1) Yo, I sneezed all over the mirror, get the windex.
2) Damn, I got so hammered on windex last night that I booted on my roommate's flip-and-fuck.
2) Damn, I got so hammered on windex last night that I booted on my roommate's flip-and-fuck.
by xargque March 18, 2006
by Kristin Mineo June 19, 2006
by HoneyBunny October 21, 2004