Wind-milling 

Gay slang:

When a man fucks another man up the arse so hard that all that comes out is farts. Essentially milling for wind, or 'Wind-milling'.

'Oh my gard, i got totally wind-milled last night, noisy as fuck'

'Are you going to wind-mill me tonight babe?'

'Who's up for some wind-milling? I've got the equipment, just need a suitable cavity'

Wind-milling by Chreg Hurlye December 15, 2014

windmilling 

When a man intentionally spins his penis around in circles, moving in a fashion such as a windmill rotates.

Sometimes erroneously called helicoptering, but this is not how helicopter blades move so that's just plain fucking wrong.

Dick was flinging about his junk, windmilling like Don Quioxte was there to watch.

windmilling by Lucie Bluebird April 20, 2016

windmilling in 

a formidable fighting tactic in which the aggressor swings their arms in circles on either side of their body while rushing the opponent. Because of it's unorthodox appearance, most people don't take it seriously, however many brave men have fallen to the power of the windmill.

-I wanna see some windmilling in, and if you've got a set of keys on you, stick them in your hand and make them count!

windmilling in by Hulk Hogan March 20, 2005

e-windmilling 

The online chat equivalent of windmilling. When the protagonist indiscriminantly 'steams in' to one or more users of an online discussion forum.

E-Windmilling example from an internet discussion forum:

If you are the acid-faced, bespectacled, arrogant, humourless, stick-up-yer-arse git who hissed across the pub to instruct me to quit enjoying banter with the other teams in the pub quiz, please be informed that at the next quiz I have every intention of sitting right next to you and shouting out all the wrong answers right in your miserable, po-faced, evidently-works-in-finance ear.

Sir: If you don't like banter, don't go down the pub.

Looking forward to whupping your arse (in the quiz, of course. I don't do fisticuffs, even if that is what you were angling for last night. Sorry to deny you the satisfaction of neanderthal pleasures) next Sunday, once again.

e-windmilling by Pub quiz March 30, 2009

windmilling 

While in 5th on the list - the term originates from the early 90's and should be number 1. It has nothing to do with penises or arms.

Windmilling defined: with regards to thrash metal and extreme music. This definition predates the others- listed here.

Windmilling is the act of a long haired metalhead whipping his/her head around in a 360 degree motion, the hair flies up in the air and around- in the shape of a windmill blade.

Did you see that chick singer windmilling in the that new metal video the other day? She windmills just as good if not better than some guys can, and looks hot as hell- doing it!

windmilling by blackhawksfan54 February 9, 2010

windmilling 

The act of spinning one's penis around in the fashion of a windmill, usually with the intent of hitting someone in the face. Sometimes done while urinating.

Mr. Bean was windmilling the school children.

windmilling by Haddock December 16, 2004

windmilling 

Spinning your arms to hit someone with intent to injure.

I like windmilling Mags because they stink.

windmilling by @@@ October 13, 2007