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Willy ping 

when ones penis becomes erect as a result of thinking about people having sex.
*AWKWARD SILENCE*

Spencer- "hey guess what guys, when I think about sex my willy goes ping"

Rodger- "eww, willy ping!"
Willy ping by jamalshamali September 1, 2009
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willybinge

An excess of penis related activities in a short space of time.
What a willybinge at the weekend!
willybinge by bexibexibexi December 9, 2008

willying 

The act of not lending your friends money even though you are loaded with cash.
Jhonny: hey can i borrow some money for a caramel frappé?

Pepe : Nah man i have to pay my Xbox bill.

Jhonny: But ummm..you make $100,000 a year.

Pepe: its complicated, but now that you are here, can you give me a ride to the store that is four hours away

Jhonny: WTF, you are willying.
willying by about100kittens December 11, 2010

Willypig 

A horny, perverted middle school band teacher who looks like a rat and pig’s horrible incest child. Although, his music can bring joy to all.
Willypigs are weally wet.
Willypig by Ben Dover 592649 October 14, 2019

Willybingbang rinky dinky

Something a certain tiktoker says… ahem ahem Itz_Saint
What in the willybingbang rinky dinky fuck is this

Wet Willying 

pissing and subsequently masturbating then pissing, and so on, to make the penis wet.
"This is the best Wet Willying session I have ever had the pleasure of enjoying."
Wet Willying by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023

wet willying 

while at sleep away camp, it is the slang which refers to going "downtown" on another.
Man, we were wet willying all night long...on the blob dock.
wet willying by Karl XXXX February 21, 2009
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