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Willy D. 

You call someone a Willy D. when all other insults have been exhausted. This one is very vile and should only be used as a last resort. To use this term in a derogutory sense is to combine the words poser, misfit, wannabe, friggin annoying bitch, ego-tripper, mr. arrogant, fugly, stalkerish, conceited, perverted, obsessive, and all and all creepy. So if you know someone who fits all the above, and just can't take a hint, don't hesitate to refer to them as a Willy D.
Omg that guy is so perverted! Janet, I'm sorry he's so obsessed with you... I swear he's gonna kill someone someday... he's such a weird, wannabe, freak... what a Willy D.
Willy D. by StraightFlamer April 8, 2005

Willy Wonka'd 

When there's only one place to sleep with many people that you lay like Charlie's grandparents from "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory".
"We went back to his place after the party but there were so many of us, we Willy Wonka'd".

"After the foursome, we Willy Wonka'd".
Willy Wonka'd by Hannah T! February 7, 2012
Having sex with a pre op trans woman with thick legs with a mouth full of popcorn
Talking to a baddie at the club asked her if she wanted to try out a d-Willy
D-Willy by Geneyev April 12, 2024

willy drool 

willy drool, (derived from willy spit

is basically pre-cum clear not full sperm, not shooting out, yet just sliding or slipping out
ugh yeah bitch, drink my willy drool

guh, its so warm.
willy drool by Dus10 January 16, 2008

willy dip 

It’s is a sexual action involving a penis and double dip sherbet.

It’s where you lick the tip or the penis to make it moist and dip it in double dip sherbet and lick it off.
Boyfriend: can we do anal please?

Girlfriend:no I would much rather give you a willy dip.
Boyfriend: OHHHHH sexy time
willy dip by 13inch October 27, 2018

Willy Dance 

This is when a male stands naked with his legs spread and thrusts in a forward and backwards motion making his spam dagger slap against his bare skin. This is often used as a dance of celebration and joy.
Girl with lip piercing: Do you guys want a 3 some?
Craig: Hell yeahhh *performs willy dance*
Willy Dance by TakeToTheSkies January 22, 2009
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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