Deuce Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he was two.

"I had a BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS, so now I have to drop a Deuce Willis."

by PoliPotter April 13, 2009

Willy-Deuce

The act of routinely defecating at odd hours of the evening.

I’m up every night at 2am dropping a Willy-Deuce ever since I returned from Europe.

It must be 20:00. Master Chief is dropping a Willy-Deuce again. You can set your watch to it!

by Florid51 January 6, 2026