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Hillsexual

A Vegas Golden Knights fan that loves Aiden Hill with a passion . The Hillsexuals believes he should be the starting goalie for Vegas , even though he’s a career backup that is overpaid and can’t stop a beach ball going into the net. The Hillsexuals are found on the Facebook group Vegas Golden Knights keeping it real experience. KC Blackwell, Joshua Grantz , and Barbie Howard are the Grand Dragons of the Hillsexuals . Hillsexuals love to talk shit about Carter Hart when he gives up a goal.
I can’t believe all the Hillsexuals at the Fortress. They’re all crying because Carter Hart is the man between the pipes and killing it !

KC Blackwell is the biggest Hillsexual in Las Vegas. He actually has a blowup doll of Aiden under his bed.

I saw all these Hillsexuals at the Fortress crying because Aiden Hill was on the bench again .
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helisexual 

Someone who is sexually attracted to helicopters.
Person A :"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AGM-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
Person B : "It's alright I accept that you're a helisexual"
Person C : "I'm not a heliphobe!"
helisexual by Pseudologist May 18, 2014

holosexual 

Someone who is sexually attracted to holographic things (e.g.: Nail polishes, poster boards, phone cases, ect.)
Person 1: Look at that persons holo collection!
Person 2: They must be a holosexual

Billsexual

Billsexual; (n;verb)

Def:

1: The act of being irrationally, illogically completly head over heels attracted and in love with the Tokio Hotel lead singer Bill Kaulitz.

2: the act of being sexually aroused by the voice, presence, or thought of the Tokio Hotel lead singer Bill Kaulitz.
I've actually done that to a few of my friends before. I'd pull up a picture of him, and ask:

"What d'ya think? Hot or not?" and they'd all gleefully exclaim stuff like 'hell yeah' or 'I'd do her' or 'damn she's fine' and I just burst out laughing and tell them that she is actually a he. Then I'd have to prove to them I was telling the truth and what not but what really surprises me is that more than a few of them always keep looking at him with that same (now hidden) lust in their eyes. I think all guys are a little billsexual inside.
Billsexual by LunaShadow August 4, 2008

Halosexual 

One who plays Halo2 so much they lose desire for human sex.
My boy friend dumped me becaue hes became Halosexual...
Halosexual by TheSoapShow December 18, 2004

holosexual 

A sexuality that hasn't been acknowledged by the general public
have you seen simplynailogical's new video? cause I think I'm a holosexual.
holosexual by D@rth V@d3r November 20, 2016

helisexual 

It is when you are a helicopter at heart. It is like a tranny but for helicopter.
I am a helisexual mom I am going to get new missiles installed tonight.