A new type of sexuality, much like being Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, etc. Except now, being Wifisexual is when you are so invested in the internet, that you can say you love it. And that you have a strong bond, deeming it as a close friend.

If you are Wifisexual, you often find yourself spending 8+ hours a day on the internet, primarily Tumblr, and could not live without it. The internet has also become a main part of your life. And if you could marry the internet, you would.

Survey: "What is your sexuality? Gay, Bisexual, Straight, Lesbian or Other. Please list what you are if you chose Other."

Me: "Other. I am wifisexual."

Wifisexual by J4keSully January 5, 2013

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Billsexual

Billsexual; (n;verb)

Def:

1: The act of being irrationally, illogically completly head over heels attracted and in love with the Tokio Hotel lead singer Bill Kaulitz.

2: the act of being sexually aroused by the voice, presence, or thought of the Tokio Hotel lead singer Bill Kaulitz.

I've actually done that to a few of my friends before. I'd pull up a picture of him, and ask:

"What d'ya think? Hot or not?" and they'd all gleefully exclaim stuff like 'hell yeah' or 'I'd do her' or 'damn she's fine' and I just burst out laughing and tell them that she is actually a he. Then I'd have to prove to them I was telling the truth and what not but what really surprises me is that more than a few of them always keep looking at him with that same (now hidden) lust in their eyes. I think all guys are a little billsexual inside.

Billsexual by LunaShadow August 4, 2008

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wulosexual

wulosexual is a sexuality where you're only attracted to Wulo

Guys im wulosexual!!

wulosexual by bigbaba69 September 17, 2021

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Billsexual

A sexuality which involves being straight but also being attracted to Billie Eilish.

"Bro, Billie Eilish is so hot, she's my crush"
"Are you gay"?
"No, I'm Billsexual"

Billsexual by I PostedThat November 8, 2019

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wilsexual

where you in love with wilbur soot

"dude I think i'm wilsexal" said Lucas "what your in love with wilbur soot!" said Brandon "I am being defined as wilsexual" said Lucas

wilsexual by PensAndPens May 13, 2020

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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