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Keep Close to the Willows

An Ozark verb meaning to be cautious. Conservative. Modest. Taken from a phrase used while skinny dipping in a willow bordered creek.
Keep close to the willows when you deal with a backstabbing gossip.
That one friend everyone has who no one really likes because they push you into walls also can mean a friend who you two fuck around alot
jim and i were walking and he pushed me in a wall and i shouted you fucking wallopson
wallopson by wolly October 23, 2013

Willoesd 

He is literally Mr. Sellerman, he always is selling but also yells at people for selling. He is thicc and his best friend is DaBaby and his son is Arbiter, he is also friends Cacodemon. He is also a member of The Religion of E and prays to E everyday.
Person 1: Willoesd is selling.
Person 2: Willoesd? Oh, you mean Mr. Sellerman. It's ok that he's selling cuz he's a seller.
Willoesd by greteldog12 April 16, 2021

gavin willows

fag:)
gavin willows by jeremy hsu June 12, 2019
IRC command. Along with /operwall, /wallops (message) sends a message to all operators on IRC.

They were originally publically visible and intended to be used for disaster announcements and the like, but have been abused to the point where now they are operator only.
/wallops help some guy named peer keeps resetting my connection
wallops by jheath April 26, 2004

Pussy Willows 

A terrible word, as seen in Family Guy
"Chris, that's a terrible word--pussy willows"
Pussy Willows by Cal Hopkins August 28, 2006