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s.pl. testicles. diminuitive. derived from pussy willows.
I rode my bike twenty miles yesterday and now my poor willows are in a bad way.
willows by indalomena November 28, 2006

willows academy

An all-girls college prep school in Des Plaines, Illinois where the prettiest, smartest, best girls in Chicago can be found. Although its athletic program is basically nonexistent, it has one of the best music and theater programs available for a school of its size. It is tiny, with an average of about 40 girls in each graduating class. Willows students tend to love food, excel at inventing lip-syncs and coordinating bake sales, and form close bonds that last a lifetime. Willows girls are often found dating Northridge guys.
Girl: I went to Willows Academy for high school.
Guy: That explains why you're so amazing.

Willows effect

like the lynx effect but a thousand times stronger. One problem you don't score, or at worst mucked around to the point of heart brake.
(helps if you look like a Danish porn star)
girl of dreams pisses of to France then scores. This leading to big trough in the mental mood sine wave

@willows.actualgf 

@willows.actualgf is an account on tiktok which aims to spread the word across the world that they are the real partner of Willow Smith a.k.a WILLOW. It is well known that this account is the best on the app.
Amazing person: Did you know that @willows.actualgf is the best account on TikTok.

Another amazing person: OMG YEAH! I love them - they are so funny and cool.

willows_girlfriend

the person who has the amazing chance to be willow’s (THE SEXIEST MOST HOTTEST PERSON EVER) girlfriend. they’re probably super hot or have a nice personality, they’re probably also talented in THAT way if you get what i mean😏 they’re probably not white since willow has a passion for hating yt people
“bro willows_girlfriend is winning at life rn”

“ONGGG🗣💯”

Keep Close to the Willows

An Ozark verb meaning to be cautious. Conservative. Modest. Taken from a phrase used while skinny dipping in a willow bordered creek.
Keep close to the willows when you deal with a backstabbing gossip.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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