willows

Willows is slang for cum/jizz. It's seen in the snoop song "pimp anthem"

"dripping willows on satin pillows"

by Miles June 19, 2005

willows

s.pl. testicles. diminuitive. derived from pussy willows.

I rode my bike twenty miles yesterday and now my poor willows are in a bad way.

by indalomena November 28, 2006

willows academy

An all-girls college prep school in Des Plaines, Illinois where the prettiest, smartest, best girls in Chicago can be found. Although its athletic program is basically nonexistent, it has one of the best music and theater programs available for a school of its size. It is tiny, with an average of about 40 girls in each graduating class. Willows students tend to love food, excel at inventing lip-syncs and coordinating bake sales, and form close bonds that last a lifetime. Willows girls are often found dating Northridge guys.

Girl: I went to Willows Academy for high school.
Guy: That explains why you're so amazing.

by catholicschoolgirl April 22, 2008

Willows effect

like the lynx effect but a thousand times stronger. One problem you don't score, or at worst mucked around to the point of heart brake.
(helps if you look like a Danish porn star)

girl of dreams pisses of to France then scores. This leading to big trough in the mental mood sine wave

by Ivan P Spongenuts April 3, 2005

@willows.actualgf

@willows.actualgf is an account on tiktok which aims to spread the word across the world that they are the real partner of Willow Smith a.k.a WILLOW. It is well known that this account is the best on the app.

Amazing person: Did you know that @willows.actualgf is the best account on TikTok.

Another amazing person: OMG YEAH! I love them - they are so funny and cool.

by SarahShaw6292 June 5, 2021

willows_girlfriend

the person who has the amazing chance to be willow’s (THE SEXIEST MOST HOTTEST PERSON EVER) girlfriend. they’re probably super hot or have a nice personality, they’re probably also talented in THAT way if you get what i mean😏 they’re probably not white since willow has a passion for hating yt people

“bro willows_girlfriend is winning at life rn”

“ONGGG🗣💯”

by coolchick.com July 11, 2021

Keep Close to the Willows

An Ozark verb meaning to be cautious. Conservative. Modest. Taken from a phrase used while skinny dipping in a willow bordered creek.

Keep close to the willows when you deal with a backstabbing gossip.

by quesondriac June 28, 2010