Definitions by wolly

wallopson

That one friend everyone has who no one really likes because they push you into walls also can mean a friend who you two fuck around alot

jim and i were walking and he pushed me in a wall and i shouted you fucking wallopson

wallopson by wolly October 23, 2013

pankration

An ancient greek martial art which has been modernized by Matt Hume, as a form of full contact fighting. (MMA) Ex: UFC, Pride FC, King of the Cage. Legalities are knees, elbows, chokes, jointlocks, and punches to the face.

"Dude, that guys CRAAAAAAZZZZY. He must pankration"

pankration by Wolly April 6, 2004

farty breath 

Halitosis (bad breath). One who has halitosis.

Get away from me, farty breath.

farty breath by Wolly November 1, 2002

norks 

Breasts, particularly the female variety. Australian in origin (i think)

Whoarr - check out the norks on that Shelia

norks by Wolly November 1, 2002

bottom burp 

Emission of noxious gasses from the anus, most common on the morning after a lager and curry fest

Nigel was so nervous he bottom burped throughout his first date.

bottom burp by Wolly November 1, 2002