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Used to simp for a woman.
Now turned incel, homophobic and violent racist.
Is bad at mathematics and inferior to ollie in every way.
Also, the gap between his teeth is a 5 hour drive.
Person 1: God he's such a Will S.
Person 2: Really? He must suck then.
Will S. by jack cough sweetman February 28, 2022

Will’s Meat 

This 1cm. long monster scares every woman that comes across it’s path.
Melody ran from Will’s Meat due to its massive size.

Will's Gigantic Throbbing Cock

The best inside joke for Cards Against Humanity™
Often used to make people laugh
I'm sorry professor, but I couldn't finish the homework because of Will's gigantic throbbing cock

will's mom

she has the finest ass this side of the mississippi
"Dude, will's mom has a sweet ass! I'd tap it." says Mike
will's mom by Negative- March 31, 2005

Will’s Famous Protected Sex 

“Previous partners have been comfortable with Will’s Famous Protected Sex.”

Will's Law 

A belief that everything bad that will happen, will happen to Will. Whatever Will does Will gets the shaft. Quite amuzing to be around when Will's Law takes affect.
Will: I dropped my milk and got kicked out of Kroger for a year. :L

George: Really?! I dropped mine too but they gave me a hundred dollars...wierd.

Will: GAH!
Will's Law by George Hoefer April 22, 2005
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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