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Will I Fuck 

Expression of not wanting to do something. Usually a response to someone saying you're going to do something, or asking if you want to do something. More angry and direct way of saying "No, I'm not doing that." When you wanna say no but no isn't enough to get your point across. Alternate version of Am I Fuck
Person 1: Hey P2, will you help me look after my younger brother? My mum's gone out.
Person 2: Will I fuck! You're on your own mate.

P1: Yeah, P2's gonna go skydiving with me tomorrow.
P2: Will I fuck! When the fuck did I agree to that?!
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I will fuck you with that 

Saying "I will fuck you with that" means I Fuck with that. You will do something with someone. You mess with or are down with something a lot.
That blunt of Sour OG , I will fuck you with that.

I will fuck you up! 

means the person saying it plans to seriously injure or kill the person it is said too
Tom: Hey, dude, you want to fight? Hit me!
Bill: Man, You should walk away! I have a black belt in karate. I will fuck you up!
I will fuck you up! by noladoc April 26, 2014

I will fuck you with a rake

An exclamation of affection, usually directed at a loved one, that expresses one's desire to forcefully insert a rake into another's sex organs.
"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I WILL FUCK YOU WITH A RAKE"

you fucking nigger I will fuck your gay dad 

This terms usually used by spoiled 7 year old kids when they get killed in Fortnite.
Timmy said, "you fucking nigger I will fuck your gay dad" when he got 2nd place in Fortnite.

I will fuck your mother 

An aggressive term of endearment, that some dumb magazine claims is used in Spain, in place of "fuck you" or "I'm gonna fuck you up"
Jack: Dude, your a cocklocker
Nick: WHAT!?! AGGH! I WILL FUCK! YOUR! MOTHER!

(vicious nipple twisting ensues)

I Will Fuck You 

Term used to induce fear, hopelessness, and unconfert.

Usually used at partys by the really drunk guy.
can be taken two way funny or vary offencive.
Person 1: hey man can you go get me a beer?
Person 2: HEY "I WILL FUCK YOU"!!!!!
I Will Fuck You by Walter Fishington September 25, 2010
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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