noladoc's definitions

block that punt

said during anal sex by the giving partner when the receiving partner needs to fart

Bill: Pull your dick out of my ass! I have to fart!
Jay: No way! Block that punt!

by noladoc April 27, 2014

mutual back-patting society

a group of people who meet to give each other awards or compliments for the sole purpose of feeding their egos

I went to a town hall meeting and watched the aldermen thank each other for their hard work last year. It was a mutual back-patting society.

by noladoc April 26, 2014

I will fuck you up!

means the person saying it plans to seriously injure or kill the person it is said too

Tom: Hey, dude, you want to fight? Hit me!
Bill: Man, You should walk away! I have a black belt in karate. I will fuck you up!

by noladoc April 26, 2014