wilfre

The nigga that will always be there and is liked by many

Damn bro look at wilfre, flirting wit yo girl

wilfre by Kdbkdhdkdvf April 16, 2019

Oprah Winfrey 

The Deepak Chopra of talk show hosts. A god to soccer moms everywhere, and an egregious blight on everyone else. While her work ethic and her ability to overcome the horrid obstacles of her early life should be admired, she uses her platform as one of the most influential women on the planet to peddle woo, promote empty, platitudinous feel-good pop psychology horseshit, and give a prominent platform for the often-harmful advice of hacks and charlatans (see Dr. Phil, "psychologist", Dr. Oz, energy-healing quack, Jenny McCarthy, anti-vaccine kook, and, again, Deepak Chopra, for prominent examples). Every time she's on air, she has the opportunity to provide the truth and give people useful information to live by, but instead, kowtows to quackery, clapping like a trained seal in the process. As such, her influence does a disservice to the critical thinking skills of the general public, and should be considered nothing but a pus-filled carbuncle - nay - a malignant cancer on the asshole of Reason by any person who values their critical faculties. Fuck Oprah, and everything that snake oil-peddling, self-important cow stands for!

Bob: Did you watch Oprah Winfrey yesterday?
Greg: No, why?
Bob: She had a psychic come on the show to discuss her new book about crystal healing being used to cure cancer, and why you don't needn't consult a medical professional for treatment any longer. And the stupid, mindless pack of sycophantic soccer moms gobbled it up like it was the fucking Gospel!
Greg: *facepalm* This is why we can't have nice things!

Oprah Winfrey by Dr. Snark, PhD November 3, 2013

Winfred 

Winfred is an amazing guy. He's quiet, but one of the coolest friends you could ever have. Every Winfred has a bae, and treats them kindly. You can trust him with anything, and is one of the cutest guys you'll ever meet. Everyone needs a Winfred.

Girl 1: Omg, did you see Winfred?
Girl 2: Yes, he's quiet, but so cute!

Winfred by zboltz2 May 27, 2014

oprah winfrey 

One of the lizard people secretly scheming to re-enslave humanity.

Oprah Winfrey will disembowel you if you reveal its true identity.

oprah winfrey by TastyNuclearWaste December 11, 2015

Wilfredo 

Origin of name is Hispanic. (Ex. Honduran, Spanish.) Not to be confused with "Alfredo" or "Fred".

An emotionless hardass to those who don't truly know him, but a thoughtful, passionate, loving, dedicated sweetheart to those he cares for. Quite often a liar, but his abundance of great qualities makes up for it. Slightly dorky, but that only adds to the appeal.

Also a wonderful cook, hard worker, and fantastic lover. The sexiest man you will ever lay eyes on; the definition of "tall, dark and handsome."

All around the full package. Be jealous of anyone who has a Wilfredo.

I wish I had a Wilfredo!

Wilfredo by PiercedPeppermint December 14, 2010

Wilfred 

Wilfred's a guy who you can easily talk to. He's someone who has definitely got a superb taste in music. Watch out though, he secretly thinks he's too cool for anyone and he probably is. Has smooth moves up his sleeves but is too shy to show them off. Probably stares at the mirror feeling like he's Elvis though. Overall, top guy.

Carla: Damn that Wilfred guy is pretty cool, right?
Jasmine: Yeah and he's cute too! *swoons*

Wilfred by cheesecake_ July 13, 2016

wilfried 

Saxon first name.
Wilfried means "will of peace" but is also an anagram for "wild fire".
Consequently, Wilfried are people torn apart by those two opposite forces.
They are often Libra, reliable but suffering individuals.
Wilfried are really great at sex, concurrently very tender and very bestial.

“This was so goooood! You must be a wilfried at the very least…”

*** ADOPT A WILFRIED AND DECREASE YOUR INCOME TAX ***

wilfried by hermann hesse February 10, 2010