lizard people

If they ever figure out that you know, they'll kill you.

Shush! Keep your voice down! Do you want the lizard people to hear you?

by TastyNuclearWaste December 11, 2015

oprah winfrey

One of the lizard people secretly scheming to re-enslave humanity.

Oprah Winfrey will disembowel you if you reveal its true identity.

by TastyNuclearWaste December 11, 2015

history class

A tool used by the lizard people to brainwash you into forgetting about their secret plan to make us all their slaves.

Don't believe what you learn in history class! That's just what the lizard people want you to believe!

by TastyNuclearWaste December 11, 2015

George Bush

The most successful infiltration by one of the lizard people to date.

The terrorists George Bush tortured and killed were actually insurgents desperately fighting against the schemes of the lizard people!

by TastyNuclearWaste December 11, 2015