wiggledunk

transitive verb; to place one's genitals on the forehead, preferably the eyes, of another person. It is commonly regarded as therapeutic in nature due to the obvious tenderness needed for performing such a feat, however, it can be used as an insult regarding the placing of genitalia on someone's parent's, friend's, or their own forehead. It can also be used to point out over-amorous people in public.

Example 1 (positive)

A: "Ah we had such a good night last night".
B: "What'd you do?"
A: "We wiggledunked each other and it was oh so relaxing".
B: "What is wiggledunking"?
A: "Only the best way to wind down after a tough week. You just nuzzle up your honey and tell him or her to relax, the fun is about to begin. Then you place your junk on their eyes. Instant calmness. Works every time".
B: "That does sound delightful".
A: "It is my friend, it is".

Example 2 (insult)

"Oh yeah, I'm an asshole, huh? Well I wiggledunked your mom last night while you were sleeping with your banky you bastard".

Example 3

"Look at them. They're all over each other. They might as well be wiggledunking".

by Pa-Paul February 9, 2010

Wigglebonk

When a foxy lady attempts to seductively tease her date, such as by wiggling her bottom, only to have the tease interrupted by hitting her head on an unnoticed object.

My girlfriend tried to tease me into following her into her car by seductively shaking her butt as she sat back into the seat, but I burst out in laughter when she wigglebonked her head on the roof of the car.

by J-Lump August 23, 2011

Wigglefuck

Slang - Wiggling back and forth while trying to have intercourse (usually unsuccessful)

"I'd really like to try to wigglefuck at some point in my life.."

by Cylera January 5, 2017

wiggle-dunk

The act of shaking then plunging one object within another; usually a penis into a vagina.

Tonight, Steve is going to wiggle-dunk his dick into Theresa

by MacGyver1138 August 10, 2006