Wifey Syndrome 

When you really want a girlfriend.

Friend:"I cant stop thinking about her"

Me: "Mate you've got wifey syndrome"

Wifey Syndrome by 69masteryeeter September 21, 2019

Husband son Mom wife syndrome

When a son knowingly or unknowingly takes the role of a husband to their mother excluding sex. The mother is often over protective and jealous of her son's serious relationships. This is a common disorder with single moms.

An example of the Husband son Mom wife syndrome is; Mama Dee and Scrappy on VH1's "Love and Hip Hop"; Tasha Mack and Malik on BET's "The Game."

Husband son Mom wife syndrome by Husband son Mom wife syndrome July 19, 2014

Cockroach Wife Syndrome 

A form of conditioning which can manifest in teenage boys or adult men, almost always gamers, who interact with women so rarely their primary reference for how a woman looks is fiction, e.g. anime and video game waifus. Due to prolonged masturbation to exclusively fictional women with exaggerated appearances as are commonly featured in hentai and blender porn, they have conditioned themselves to find non-fictional women, or fictional characters who more closely resemble a real human woman, to be unattractive, even ugly. Named after reddit user I-Love-Roach, who conditioned himself to only be attracted to his fictional cockroach wife, Ogtha.

"I just thought the new model they use for Bayonetta was too fat, do I have Cockroach Wife Syndrome?"

Cockroach Wife Syndrome by User133742069 October 15, 2023

[Beaten] [Wife] [Syndrome]

A psychological condition in which a member of a relationship continually stays involved with a physically or mentally abusive partner despite the risks to their own being. Seen mostly in cases involving spousal abuse, this condition can effect both men and women regardless of age.

Man #1: Why does Tina stay with Larry when he always hits her?

Man #2: It's cause she has Beaten Wife Syndrome.

[Beaten] [Wife] [Syndrome] by Mr. BlaK October 4, 2008

Battered Wife Syndrome 

A theory of multiple victimization using the "cycle of violence" and learned helplessness to explain the development of a psychological problem in women who are repeatedly abused by their husbands.

The person becomes depressed and unable to take any independent action that would allow him or her to escape the abuse.

I think he's suffering from Battered Wife Syndrome. He is a timid person, unable to think for himself and is tentative about making any decision for fear of being verbally or physically attacked.

Battered Wife Syndrome by Joe from the OC March 18, 2011

Senator's Wife Syndrome

The mentality that a housewife will overlook her philandering/cheating husband's ways; as long as her bills are paid and her children are well taken care of.

"Of course she stayed with him after he got caught cheating, she's got Senator's Wife Syndrome!"

Senator's Wife Syndrome by Immortal Synn March 12, 2008

ugly wife syndrome 

1.A wife that was really hot when you married her,but 15 years later,she had beome a fat ugly useless lazy good for nothing,unable to drive,sexually repulsive bitch.
2.The exact opposite of a trophy wife.

Dude your wife has really let herself go.Seems to me she has Ugly Wife Syndrome.

ugly wife syndrome by disappointed disgusted husband December 28, 2009