WiFis

A word in use by apple fanboys to describe internet connection speeds.

I can't get connect to face book because my iPhone has no WiFis.

I got this iPhone because it has more Wifi's than Droid.

by qquack August 5, 2010

Eat ur wifis budassy day

This day we eat our wifis budassy

Damn I just remembered what today was its eat ur wifis budassy day let me show her this

by Lina Pooh April 3, 2022

Get ur wifis budassy day

U get ur wifis budassy day

Oh wait I remember what today is its get ur wifis budassy day WiFi come here

by Lina Pooh April 3, 2022

Wifi Parasite

People that buy a latte to sit in a coffee shop or similar venue for free wifi.

I walked in to a bagel shop for a bagel and noticed a table full of wifi parasites, laptops open, paper and pens out and pure business discussions flowing.

by Marcellus_Wallace October 13, 2014

Mcdonald's Wifi

Very bad, laggy internet. Usually is an insult during gaming in group chat referring that you have bad wifi.

- GG

Bro your not hosting your on Mcdonald's Wifi

by Difiner To Define October 17, 2016

WifiTaxer

A mystical boy who sucks on your face when you sleep and steals your wifi

The WifiTaxer is coming to get you!

by F.J.G.M January 19, 2019

wifibes

Transmit or give out a feeling or atmosphere towards someone having WIFI problems.

"WIFI... please!!" shrieked Mellow frustratedly. The WIFI had cut out for the third time that evening.

"Sending the good wifibes", replied Fresh in an attempt to temper the anger.

by F reshleaf April 16, 2022