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whoreknob 

whoreknob, (HAWR-nob, HOHR-), derived from doorknob, (n.):

1. A slang term for a bun and any other updo that creates a roughly spherical knob-like shape. Used pejoratively; generally by those who disapprove of updos.

2. A given nickname for anyone sporting such a hairstyle. Also used pejoratively.
1. "Get rid of that whoreknob and leave your hair down!"

Guy: "See that chick over there?"
Other Guy: "Who, the blonde?"
Guy: "No no no, the one with that giant whoreknob."

2. Guy: "Hey, whoreknob!"
Girl: "Stop it!"
Guy: "No."
whoreknob by Yargengee January 2, 2013
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WhoreKnob 

An overused phallic device of questionable hygiene.

Any doorknob at any gas station restroom outside of Waco.
Don't try to borrow any socks from Sally. She keeps a well-worn whoreknob in her top drawer.

Damn, she turned that stick shift into a whoreknob!

Listen to your mother and use a tissue when you have to touch that whoreknob.
The knee of a prostitute.
Look at those whoreknees, mmm!
whoreknee by Alabastor Jones November 25, 2007

whoresnop 

whoresnops are fans of the lead singer of Asking Alexandria (band), Danny Worsnop.
i'm a whoresnop for life
whoresnop by whoresnopforlife March 15, 2011

whoredrobe 

the clothes that a whore wears out to do what they do best, pick up STDS
damn, she really busted out her whoredrobe tonight
whoredrobe by slims September 2, 2003

whorenography 

n. lesbian porn, only whores here, no dudes.
Rosie O'Donnell would sacrifice all the orphans in the world for a chance to get into the whorenography business. No one will allow that however, and not because they give a shit about kids.
whorenography by Vegawrap February 1, 2009

whorenow 

An uppity bitch, usually white, who drives around in high priced cars, either SUVS or brand new Jettas, whilest drinking Dunkin Donuts Iced COffee and talking on her cell phone and not paying any attention to the road.
-see slutfor
Damn, look at those whorenows! Looks like they haven't gotten their daily iced coffee injection yet!
whorenow by Fredo February 15, 2004
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