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whore-knob 

1.a particularly slutty man/woman who engages in sexual activites on a consistant basis with numerous, random partners

2.constantly open to the public for sexual endeavors

3.total horn-dog

4.fun thing to call your friends
"Can you believe that Michelle got with Sam last night, and then got with Colin like an hour later!?!"

"Yes, because Michelle is such a whore-knob."
whore-knob by Doc Mawlz January 14, 2008
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whoreknob 

whoreknob, (HAWR-nob, HOHR-), derived from doorknob, (n.):

1. A slang term for a bun and any other updo that creates a roughly spherical knob-like shape. Used pejoratively; generally by those who disapprove of updos.

2. A given nickname for anyone sporting such a hairstyle. Also used pejoratively.
1. "Get rid of that whoreknob and leave your hair down!"

Guy: "See that chick over there?"
Other Guy: "Who, the blonde?"
Guy: "No no no, the one with that giant whoreknob."

2. Guy: "Hey, whoreknob!"
Girl: "Stop it!"
Guy: "No."
whoreknob by Yargengee January 2, 2013

WhoreKnob 

An overused phallic device of questionable hygiene.

Any doorknob at any gas station restroom outside of Waco.
Don't try to borrow any socks from Sally. She keeps a well-worn whoreknob in her top drawer.

Damn, she turned that stick shift into a whoreknob!

Listen to your mother and use a tissue when you have to touch that whoreknob.
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