whoreknob, (HAWR-nob, HOHR-), derived from doorknob, (n.):
1. A slang term for a bun and any other updo that creates a roughly spherical knob-like shape. Used pejoratively; generally by those who disapprove of updos.
2. A given nickname for anyone sporting such a hairstyle. Also used pejoratively.
1. A slang term for a bun and any other updo that creates a roughly spherical knob-like shape. Used pejoratively; generally by those who disapprove of updos.
2. A given nickname for anyone sporting such a hairstyle. Also used pejoratively.
1. "Get rid of that whoreknob and leave your hair down!"
Guy: "See that chick over there?"
Other Guy: "Who, the blonde?"
Guy: "No no no, the one with that giant whoreknob."
2. Guy: "Hey, whoreknob!"
Girl: "Stop it!"
Guy: "No."
Guy: "See that chick over there?"
Other Guy: "Who, the blonde?"
Guy: "No no no, the one with that giant whoreknob."
2. Guy: "Hey, whoreknob!"
Girl: "Stop it!"
Guy: "No."
by Yargengee January 2, 2013
An overused phallic device of questionable hygiene.
Any doorknob at any gas station restroom outside of Waco.
Any doorknob at any gas station restroom outside of Waco.
Don't try to borrow any socks from Sally. She keeps a well-worn whoreknob in her top drawer.
Damn, she turned that stick shift into a whoreknob!
Listen to your mother and use a tissue when you have to touch that whoreknob.
Damn, she turned that stick shift into a whoreknob!
Listen to your mother and use a tissue when you have to touch that whoreknob.
by Cap'n & Admiral Fisterbottom September 1, 2009