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Whiteoaked 

The mistake you make after complete intoxication.
" I think my drink got spiked last night ..."

" No you just Whiteoaked!"
Whiteoaked by cardigans January 9, 2010

Whitefucked 

(adj.) A state of being in which the essence, character, or originality of a given person, place, or thing degenerates into a cookie-cutter, shopping mall version of itself.
Man, pop music was revolutionary in the Beatles' time, but with Bieber and Miley running around you can see it's been totally whitefucked.
Whitefucked by Freakle September 7, 2016

wronghole whitelock 

To do a wronghole whitelock is to accidently insert your manhood into an orifice of the female (or male!!) body that is nor designed to receive such a present
'oh alex' said zoe. 'i think you have just done a wronghole whitelock'
wronghole whitelock by Big Dave November 10, 2004

Whiteoaks Handshake

Sexual touching while in a park setting. Usually involves the male giving it to the female.
Me and my girl were really into each other. We spent the day at the mall and then went to the park. It was then she received the whiteoaks handshake.

Whipjack 

Wip-Jack
An apostle of the Pastafari. Also a pirate disguised as a shipwrecked sailor
The whipjack took five of our men before he was slain.
Whipjack by Lord Maynard October 16, 2008

whitefuck 

verb

having your cultural identity stripped away and replaced with whiteness
Argh, I can't use chopsticks correctly anymore. I've been totally whitefucked.
whitefuck by Jason Wu March 18, 2004