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The act of causing one's employer to dump their live-in significant other in order to fornicate with them. Then quitting without notice and never calling again.
Me:"Yo dude why is the manager Jane so pissed off."
Scott: "I tapped that ass last night, and just quit. I whitehoused that bitch!!!"
Me:"Fuck yeah!"
by Popperclops May 21, 2011
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
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by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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The act of being really drunk while being in the mind set that you are "someone of importance."
Man, you were fucking "whitehoused" last night.
by Erroracing February 16, 2010
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How a panda feels after drinking heavily with Bad Ass mythical travelling penguins and daring to question his fathers virginity.
'Man I must have been whitehoused last night, I had a Glasgow Underground Station map in my ass!!!......does anyone remember a really angry penguin?'
by UncleTravellingMack March 23, 2010
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