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Whitehoused 

The act of causing one's employer to dump their live-in significant other in order to fornicate with them. Then quitting without notice and never calling again.
Me:"Yo dude why is the manager Jane so pissed off."
Scott: "I tapped that ass last night, and just quit. I whitehoused that bitch!!!"
Me:"Fuck yeah!"
Whitehoused by Popperclops July 9, 2011
Words you can keep

Whitehoused 

The act of being really drunk while being in the mind set that you are "someone of importance."
Man, you were fucking "whitehoused" last night.
Whitehoused by Erroracing February 17, 2010

Whitehoused 

How a panda feels after drinking heavily with Bad Ass mythical travelling penguins and daring to question his fathers virginity.
'Man I must have been whitehoused last night, I had a Glasgow Underground Station map in my ass!!!......does anyone remember a really angry penguin?'

whorehoused 

an unfavorable outcome; to be completely screwed; to be out of options
He only gave me $5 for that dime sack? You gotta be shitting me, I got whorehoused.
whorehoused by JTisKing April 20, 2010

Winehoused

To get, or to be, f*cked up on the level of the once promising female singer/songwriter Amy Winehouse. Amy Winehouse died from her long term drug and alcohol abuse on July 23, 2011.
Dude, I've been so depressed ever since Emily dumped me. I'm getting winehoused tonight.

Sam was so winehoused last night. I'm surprised he woke up this morning.
Winehoused by cherrychuckles July 24, 2011

Whitehouse Station, NJ 

Located in Readington Township, in Hunterdon County (wealthiest county in the country), New Jersey. Whitehouse Station takes its name from Whitehouse (adjacent neighborhood) and Abraham Van Horn's 18th Century Tavern. This small town is settled comfortably amidst rolling hills and scenic farmland.

This town also kicks ass because of the adorable stone library-slash-train station, nearby Cushetunk Mountain and Round Valley Reservoir, and the fantastic La Casa Bianca, a locally-owned, Italian cuisine, fine dining establishment. The beautiful Rockaway Reformed Church stands proudly at the end of the main street (Route 523), and is worth a quick visit to see its charming stained glass windows.

Nearby shopping includes Bridgewater Commons, in Bridgewater Township, and Liberty Village Outlet Center, in Flemington.
"I took my girlfriend to La Casa Bianca in Whitehouse Station, NJ for dinner on Valentine's Day and she adored it!"

Living in Whitehouse Station, NJ makes you forget about places like Newark and Trenton.
Whitehouse Station, NJ by Rachelala January 22, 2011

Mary Whitehouse 

Rhyming slang for shitehouse. Mary Whitehouse was a campaigner for morals and decency on British television.
I need to use the mary before I foul myself.
Mary Whitehouse by Pete October 25, 2004
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